It doesn’t happen

The ability to

But you also have a side effect of

You get one free respawn

You have to die once also

The ability to do mirror text

You also speak in mirror text.

The ability to make everything happen as I want it to happen.

You must not eat food or drink, then starve and die of dehydratedness

The ability to have a good side effect

Averted.
Repeating the next person's superpower

But your abilities must all be averted

The ability to not have an averted ability

But you die from choking on a meatball before you get a chance to use it

The ability to divert the thread from Hi's meta abilities

Orannis diverts it back to meta abilities

The ability to not have a side effect for the superpower in my next post

But you have one in this post which cancels out that ability

Ability to make a better side effect free meta ability that is better than Orannis or Hi's

But you must eat fried spiders and rice for the rest of your life or the ability will disable

The ability to keep my meta abilities intact

But it breaks your leg

Ability to make a bicycle fly

But it breaks you

The ability to màke te-5 (92 8 2@;5

But you dont understand any human language anymore

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You gain full knowledge of the entire OT-forum and understand everything

And only that
Mastering the art of Fanfiction Making

But as a result your book reports accidentally arouse your 76 year old professor

The ability to make a lobster roll that solves world hunger

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...but only because the lobster roll is so poisonous that it kills everyone before they find out it’s poisonous

The ability to skip to the front of every line

...but literally everyone hates you for it

The ability to pronounce Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

It has no effect, since I know how to pronounce it
Running faster than Usain Bolt

But you have a low IQ and are lazy

The ability to run faster than the guy who runs faster than Usain Bolt