you slow down and speed up with time so you don't feel any effect

ability to change anyone's DNA sequence

But yours is changed to the exact same one

The ability to make Matt do his job and show up for work

But he becomes your boss

The ability to watch shows from other parallel dimensions

But the shows will inevitably drive you mad

The ability to write excellent literature

but you're from Illinois and did home schooling

the ability to never have to poop or piss again

It all just stays there and you eventually die from it

The ability to get to my destination and not be late

But you teleport to Kenya once your at the location

Ability to win all raffles without rigging them

faxfox commits suicide as that was his one joy in life

instant mastery of any musical instrument

but you can never stop playing music

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Being able to ace every school subject

But you don't get the degree because they think you cheated.

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The ability to cure anyone from COVID-19 disease on touch.

...You do that by infecting yourself with it, and you cannot get it out.
Having 100% accuracy with guns

But the gun aims itself

Ability to have the high ground without anyone taking it or dying

But it will get very very lonely being up there for centuries with nobody to ever keep you company...

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Knowing the answer to any important questions that are ever asked by someone.

But you are never able to say them or write them

The ability to change what I look like at will

You can't change your look more than once a year.

The ability to never have bodily damage occur.

But you are in constant pain


The ability to never see any reposts on the internet

But you are in constant pain


The ability to never see any reposts on the internet

But you are in constant pain

The ability to never see any reposts on the internet

you don't see anything on the internet at all

ability to understand and remember the plot of any book by looking at it

But that’s the only thing you understand and remember

The ability to stop people from posting the same exact thing as the last person in this thread