You will always lose every battle
The ability to double the strength of the next ability's side effects

But the next ability has no side effects.

The ability to have a superpower with no side effect.

but it turns out that in order to not have a side effect the superpower is actually not having a superpower

The ability to crawl up walls

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Once you get up, you can't get down
Ability to be a professional swimmer (like Aoi Asahina)

but you walk around smelling like pond water all the time

The power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with MIND BULLETS

The mind bullets are you. You just fly into the yak very fast

The ability to make the grass turn turquoise

(That was my favorite side effect so far^^^)

but in the process the grass also starts emitting an annoying hum that drives people nuts

The ability to cook a perfect steak

You are deathly allergic to beef (and carabeef, and anything else that can be made into a steak). If you so much as touch it, you will die.

An bladder with a pocket dimension so you can hold in your pee indefinitely.

Your intestines can hold infinitely less poop

The ability to fly into a yak pretty fast and not get hurt in any way

But all your friends think your nuts because you call it "mind bullets"

Ability to make a forum post with no typos or grammar mistakes

But you call them “mind bullets” and everyone thinks your nuts

The ability to not have any autocorrect to

(Any autocorrect that I don’t want)

All the autocorrect you do want is auto corrected to Hindi instead of English.

The ability to never have a sickness, infection, etc and have a normal life to how I want.

A life without being sick ever is not a “normal” life, therefore you have no life

Reading at super speed and remembering all of it so I can use the information

You do everything else extremely slow.

The ability to change the biochemistry and biology of any living or formally living thing at will.

but you can only do it once and in the process you turn into a fish

Ability to convince anyone to give you their hotdog

They give it to you, but they do it by throwing it in your face

The ability to drink water suspiciously

You can't drink water any other way, so you get tased every time.

The ability to change the density and composition of your body at will, so you can have The Mountain-level strength in a tiny virgin meme body (by making your muscle mass incredibly dense), etc.

But you become so dense you break through the floor... and the floor below... and the basement floor... and the bedrock... and the Earth's crust...

Ability to leave Liech at a loss for words

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You have to get extreme pain from goats when you do the ability or die

The ability to not run out of ability ideas that are actually good instead of bad and shitty ones that have no meaning to anything about this thread and actually contribute to the thread and not hurt it and also to not ramble about what abolishing you want because this could start getting boring if you keep reading this, I’ll give you a cookie if you read all this, no, I actually won’t sorry and also I forgot what the power is so that’s all for this ability prepare to suffer next time if you think that this is not suffering already so yeah I think I will end the ability description now for all peoples sanity just kidding it’s not ending yet ok now it might ok it will right now in 3 2 1.9 1 7 0.