But you call them “mind bullets” and everyone thinks your nuts

The ability to not have any autocorrect to

(Any autocorrect that I don’t want)

All the autocorrect you do want is auto corrected to Hindi instead of English.

The ability to never have a sickness, infection, etc and have a normal life to how I want.

A life without being sick ever is not a “normal” life, therefore you have no life

Reading at super speed and remembering all of it so I can use the information

You do everything else extremely slow.

The ability to change the biochemistry and biology of any living or formally living thing at will.

but you can only do it once and in the process you turn into a fish

Ability to convince anyone to give you their hotdog

They give it to you, but they do it by throwing it in your face

The ability to drink water suspiciously

You can't drink water any other way, so you get tased every time.

The ability to change the density and composition of your body at will, so you can have The Mountain-level strength in a tiny virgin meme body (by making your muscle mass incredibly dense), etc.

But you become so dense you break through the floor... and the floor below... and the basement floor... and the bedrock... and the Earth's crust...

Ability to leave Liech at a loss for words

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You have to get extreme pain from goats when you do the ability or die

The ability to not run out of ability ideas that are actually good instead of bad and shitty ones that have no meaning to anything about this thread and actually contribute to the thread and not hurt it and also to not ramble about what abolishing you want because this could start getting boring if you keep reading this, I’ll give you a cookie if you read all this, no, I actually won’t sorry and also I forgot what the power is so that’s all for this ability prepare to suffer next time if you think that this is not suffering already so yeah I think I will end the ability description now for all peoples sanity just kidding it’s not ending yet ok now it might ok it will right now in 3 2 1.9 1 7 0.

(Aww you posted before I could answer the one above yours)

Quick enough you were not

Granted, but you're incoherent and even the people who read that paragraph start suspecting you're either schizophrenic or illiterate.

Tourette's (yes, as a superpower; it makes even the most dull person entertaining)

You always never speak English

The ability to talk in any language

But only in any form of sign language (so basically no power, since you can’t speak in sign language)

The ability to stop grover

(I said talk so sign language doesn’t count) but Darth Grover will stop you, along with Groda

The ability to stop Darth Grover

But the only way to stop him is to become a Grover yourself

The ability to be in three places at once

You have to split your body between the three places, and yes, you can still die from blood loss and the like

An n-word pass that no one can take away

But it gets turned into a u-pass, you can say uabagagabeghttjhjbhhjjvyhjkp

Having a great side effect

This is averted!

Martial arts mastery degrees