but your dog pees on your foot

Ability to figure out where Liechtenstein is

You get too close to the map while trying to find it and fall through the wall

Being able to have chickens that never die and give me fresh eggs at will, but not when I don't want them. They don't produce anything but fresh eggs

When you use them, the eggshell will get stuck in the yolk and never come out.

The ability to rewind time up to 1 minute.

It affects you also, forever trapping you in a loop
Ability to assassinate any person you desire

You're psychologically incapable of murder, despite being able to.

Ability to stop kids from crying

you only make yourself cry more


the ability to make any situation always favor me

Except everything is 100 times worse for the people you love
Being able to master any skill

Except the one where you convince people that you aren't Grover's alt

Being Grover...








secretly.

Edited 2021-04-06 01:49:42

It will have no effect. (You are technically already a Grover.)
Ability to prove that I'm not an alt

The multiverse resets every time you try to bring up the topic, resulting in a time reset to a position before you ever brought it up.

The ability to recreate any situation in my head, with perfect clarity and accuracy.

Edited 2021-04-07 15:50:52

You can’t express it

I am my own car

You get the consciousness of a car
Reviving any person

At the cost of your life

Playing any musical instrument perfectly the first time I try

Your next day will have pianos falling on you every minute
Reversing one of the given side effects (except this one)

But your mom named you Cindy

Ability to make the perfect cinnamon roll

But you are allergic to cinnamon

Eliminate mosquitoes

only for 5 seconds, and they reappear way larger than back when you made them disappear.

time travel

You cause a time paradox by the time machine killing your ancestors
Ability to save the universe from a time paradox

In order to do so you must travel to Ross 154 on a lawnmower

The ability to eliminate this thread

Fizzer doesn't allow deleting threads.

The ability to jump into a deep hole or off a cliff without breaking a single bone

Edited 2021-05-11 23:52:30