...You do that by infecting yourself with it, and you cannot get it out.
Having 100% accuracy with guns

But the gun aims itself

Ability to have the high ground without anyone taking it or dying

But it will get very very lonely being up there for centuries with nobody to ever keep you company...

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Knowing the answer to any important questions that are ever asked by someone.

But you are never able to say them or write them

The ability to change what I look like at will

You can't change your look more than once a year.

The ability to never have bodily damage occur.

But you are in constant pain


The ability to never see any reposts on the internet

But you are in constant pain


The ability to never see any reposts on the internet

But you are in constant pain

The ability to never see any reposts on the internet

you don't see anything on the internet at all

ability to understand and remember the plot of any book by looking at it

But that’s the only thing you understand and remember

The ability to stop people from posting the same exact thing as the last person in this thread

Whenever you do so, that person can never post again.

The ability to be an expert at everything.

As you are an OvertForeigner expert, you already know that I will be posting something like this.

The ability to understand the above line.

But it takes time to learn how to be an expert at everything and you die before you accomplish it

The ability to win 1st in AI’s template competition

(Ugh, fine, downvote my post above please)

But you must read the above line 38450529853383 times to understand

The ability to win 1st in AI’s template competition

(You can edit your post and erase everything)

But that’s your last game you ever win

The ability to cure side effects

You recieve all the side effects you cure.

The ability to see Liech's downvoted post.

You can’t see any of the other posts

Ability to raise or lower anyone else’s IQ

But your IQ is shifted along with it (i.e. if IQ of person X is 110 and yours is 140, then shifting IQ of X to 75 makes yours 105)
The ability to guarantee at least one victory in poker