You can only remember photographs and other things related to pictures. Nothing else.

The power to beat Kenghis Ghan in Warzone.

But that's your greatest accomplishment in your life

The ability to know someone's sexual orientation by looking at them

You will always be caught and called a pervert
Winning by doing absolutely nothing

You create a false belief that this is how the world actually works, and you can’t get a job because you think you can while doing absolutely nothing

The ability to put everyone on an equal social hierarchy

There is no uniqueness. Life becomes boring, grey, and dull. There is no happiness. There is no sadness. Everything is the same, and everyone is the same. Women and men don't exist, only people do. Everyone is the same person. Everyone is named John Smith, the most boring name on Earth. There is no variety. Everything is an endless loop of time. Nothing new. Nothing different.

The power to think positively.

Your family will think otherwise.
Manipulating air so that it glows

But you will be blinded (This should have been obvious)

The ability to win every election you participate

But you will be beat up by your opponents in a dark alleyway until you die

Ability to never age

Can't die from age, but severe hemophilia.

Ability to respond to my posts.

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But you have ability to save and load your life.

You respond in such a rude way every time, that everyone hates you.

The ability to change the weather to my liking.

In everywhere on earth except for the territory borders of the region/state/province/whatever you are in, meaning the weather around you doesn’t change, it just causes massive natural changes everywhere and much chaos. Oh and it also only lasts for 5.111111 minutes

The ability to cause pi to become pie

But it takes 3.141526535 years out of your life each time

The ability to post to the thread

You don’t get a superpower

I can pick any lock with my pubic hair

Then "Instructions unclear; got dick stuck in doorknob"
The ability to see what another person sees

You will get an avalanche of a migraine every time you do it.

The ability to shapeshift into anything I please.

But your consciousness will be that of the object, meaning that if you shapeshift into a chair, that's simply it, you're a chair. And if you change into humans then you will have the same opinions and thinking as said person.


The ability to visit other timelines in which you can steal money, commit atrocities and travel back to your original with nobody the wiser

you always leave a random body part behind in the other timeline that you can't retrieve

ability for drugs and alcohol to have no effect on my body

But they compensate by having double the effect on your criminal record.

The ability to tolerate all amounts of stress.

Except you get a massive migraine the size of an earthquake
Slowing and speeding up time