Superpower side effect: 11/22/2020 04:48:38 |
Georg Friedrich Ferdinand, Prinz von Preußen
Level 56
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You respond in such a rude way every time, that everyone hates you.
The ability to change the weather to my liking.
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Superpower side effect: 11/22/2020 05:45:12 |
Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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In everywhere on earth except for the territory borders of the region/state/province/whatever you are in, meaning the weather around you doesn’t change, it just causes massive natural changes everywhere and much chaos. Oh and it also only lasts for 5.111111 minutes
The ability to cause pi to become pie
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Superpower side effect: 11/22/2020 22:21:10 |
{N.W.} Hi
Level 59
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But it takes 3.141526535 years out of your life each time
The ability to post to the thread
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Superpower side effect: 11/22/2020 22:48:42 |
Orannis
Level 57
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You don’t get a superpower
I can pick any lock with my pubic hair
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Superpower side effect: 11/23/2020 04:34:37 |
Anavasi
Level 46
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Then "Instructions unclear; got dick stuck in doorknob" The ability to see what another person sees
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Superpower side effect: 11/23/2020 05:15:21 |
Georg Friedrich Ferdinand, Prinz von Preußen
Level 56
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You will get an avalanche of a migraine every time you do it.
The ability to shapeshift into anything I please.
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Superpower side effect: 11/23/2020 15:40:54 |
Orannis
Level 57
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you always leave a random body part behind in the other timeline that you can't retrieve
ability for drugs and alcohol to have no effect on my body
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Superpower side effect: 11/24/2020 05:34:12 |
Georg Friedrich Ferdinand, Prinz von Preußen
Level 56
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But they compensate by having double the effect on your criminal record.
The ability to tolerate all amounts of stress.
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Superpower side effect: 11/24/2020 05:56:23 |
Anavasi
Level 46
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Except you get a massive migraine the size of an earthquake Slowing and speeding up time
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Superpower side effect: 11/24/2020 15:40:07 |
Orannis
Level 57
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you slow down and speed up with time so you don't feel any effect
ability to change anyone's DNA sequence
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Superpower side effect: 11/24/2020 22:10:06 |
Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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But yours is changed to the exact same one
The ability to make Matt do his job and show up for work
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Superpower side effect: 11/25/2020 10:10:49 |
Emperor Justinian
Level 53
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But the shows will inevitably drive you mad
The ability to write excellent literature
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Superpower side effect: 11/25/2020 11:41:41 |
Loxiiv
Level 58
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but you're from Illinois and did home schooling
the ability to never have to poop or piss again
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Superpower side effect: 11/25/2020 15:53:02 |
Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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It all just stays there and you eventually die from it
The ability to get to my destination and not be late
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Superpower side effect: 11/25/2020 18:02:50 |
{N.W.} Hi
Level 59
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But you teleport to Kenya once your at the location
Ability to win all raffles without rigging them
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Superpower side effect: 11/25/2020 18:14:49 |
Orannis
Level 57
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faxfox commits suicide as that was his one joy in life
instant mastery of any musical instrument
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Superpower side effect: 11/25/2020 19:02:15 |
Neplaynian Confederacy
Level 53
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but you can never stop playing music
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Being able to ace every school subject
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