Whenever you do so, that person can never post again.

The ability to be an expert at everything.

As you are an OvertForeigner expert, you already know that I will be posting something like this.

The ability to understand the above line.

But it takes time to learn how to be an expert at everything and you die before you accomplish it

The ability to win 1st in AI’s template competition

(Ugh, fine, downvote my post above please)

But you must read the above line 38450529853383 times to understand

The ability to win 1st in AI’s template competition

(You can edit your post and erase everything)

But that’s your last game you ever win

The ability to cure side effects

You recieve all the side effects you cure.

The ability to see Liech's downvoted post.

You can’t see any of the other posts

Ability to raise or lower anyone else’s IQ

But your IQ is shifted along with it (i.e. if IQ of person X is 110 and yours is 140, then shifting IQ of X to 75 makes yours 105)
The ability to guarantee at least one victory in poker

You die the next day

The ability to see reposts on the internet

You can't see the original.

The ability to move through time.

But only at a rate of 1 second per second

The ability to skip the dentist

you don't have teeth

ability to eat any animal whole

... which causes you to become the animal you ate.

The ability to change your physical appearance to whatever you want whenever you want.

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You can only change it once a year.

The power of God.

god doesn't exist so you don't exist (should have seen that one coming lol)

ability to explode anything at will

But obviously, you become wanted by the government for terrorism after the first explosion and you'll spend your whole life on the run.

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The ability to change your gender once per week.

But you become an attack helicopter
The ability to basically have god-like powers

(tbh spending my life as a renegade blowing shit up sounds awesome)

your IQ drops significantly so you don't use them for good/logical things

ability to materialize access to any room (ID cards, keys, correct fingerprints, passwords) that I want to enter