You die the next day

The ability to see reposts on the internet

You can't see the original.

The ability to move through time.

But only at a rate of 1 second per second

The ability to skip the dentist

you don't have teeth

ability to eat any animal whole

... which causes you to become the animal you ate.

The ability to change your physical appearance to whatever you want whenever you want.

Edited 11/30/2020 19:54:46

You can only change it once a year.

The power of God.

god doesn't exist so you don't exist (should have seen that one coming lol)

ability to explode anything at will

But obviously, you become wanted by the government for terrorism after the first explosion and you'll spend your whole life on the run.

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The ability to change your gender once per week.

But you become an attack helicopter
The ability to basically have god-like powers

(tbh spending my life as a renegade blowing shit up sounds awesome)

your IQ drops significantly so you don't use them for good/logical things

ability to materialize access to any room (ID cards, keys, correct fingerprints, passwords) that I want to enter

They disappear after first use and you can't make them reappear. Basically it's a one time use.

The ability to do anything and everything possible, with absolutely no complications.

it's all in your dreams

ability to control people with voodoo dolls of them, like marionettes

They appear in your dreams, they get more and more real each time you use the power, on the 7th time, you are pulled into the dream, it become your reality, where you will forever be mauled by puppets and marionettes staring creepily at you.

The ability to have fhgfgfhgfuhvhugguhgfugf

That happens to be a very toxic and potent chemical that kills you instantly.

The ability to have all the powers before mentioned without side effects in reality.

You go insane and start dying in a non-real world which becomes your reality, and then you die

(please insert superpower here)

Edited 12/4/2020 01:03:34

(Oh, sorry) the ability to accidentally stop the thread

You accidentally stop the wrong thread every time you try.

The ability to speak, read, and write Mandarin Chinese fluently.

And only Chinese
The ability to sort all of the world's books in less than a second

But you obtain severe dyslexia.
The power talk to trees.