Interview with FiveStarGeneral (
https://www.warzone.com/Profile?p=3388515225)
SixStarGeneral reached a personal best of 2109 on the MTL.
He has also achieved trophies nowhere else.
Here is the interview I had SevenCircleMarshal. Post-interview, it is easy to see how he got his 5 stars.
The interview is as follows:
Pardon: Hello FiveStarGeneral
FiveStarGeneral: okay
Pardon: good to speak with you
FiveStarGeneral: you're welcome
Pardon: let's start off with the name. how did you get your five stars? that is quite a lot of stars.
FiveStarGeneral: it's my elementary school nickname
people called me that because i knew a lot about wars and worshipped war and was a warlike bloodthirsty child
Pardon: at my school, we labeled those problem children
FiveStarGeneral: get back on your yellow school bus
Pardon: yessir general
many members of the community wonder why you don't have a profile picture, nor a discord picture
at times, it is easy to mistake you for others, for example, perhaps Max
FiveStarGeneral: never seemed worth the effort
i'm a busy man
Pardon: I've also heard you have been learning German recently. is this related to your interest in war? do you have any favourite words or phrases?
FiveStarGeneral: mmm that was a while ago. 89th taught me a little when we played CL together
i don't
but i like how they mash together 5 words and call it a new word
Pardon: yea I like to do that with my food sometimes
FiveStarGeneral: well i don't think i'll be asking you to cook for me any time soon
Pardon: you will also be happy to hear that I did get into contact with your manager, Quicksilver. he emphasized your adoration of BTS. can you fill me in on why you like them?
FiveStarGeneral: lmao dude
i need to fire that guy
i literally don't know a single thing about BTS
i like IU
there
Pardon: great! well she did a recent song with suga
FiveStarGeneral: oh yea that one was meh to me. a little too poppy for my taste
i like her acoustic songs more
helps me go to sleep when i've lost some CL games
Pardon: got any recommendations?
FiveStarGeneral: through the night
heart
windflower
knees
peach
Pardon: good to know
let's get into the Warzone questions now
FiveStarGeneral: i like spicy food
favorite color is red
Pardon: maybe we'll get the doctor to check in with you after this
but for now, let's focus on Warzone
you got 1st on the multi template ladder before. do you think you are the best player on Warzone?
FourStarGeneral: short answer, yes
long answer, rufus may be better
Pardon: that hedge was disappointing to hear
ThreeStarGeneral: hedge?
Pardon: admitting rufus may be better
TwoStarGeneral: i am humble
wait no, i'm definitely better than rufus
please refer to this:
https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=20753242Pardon: well you did go 6-0 on french brawl in CL. do you think you are at least the best french brawl player on Warzone?
OneStarGeneral: yes, i do
Pardon: fitting for a general with 5 stars
we look forward to having you carry ONE next CL
ZeroStarGeneral: hmm we'll see about that...
Pardon: don't worry, as muli has mentioned before, retired players will be considered for only 2 slots. good luck!
throughout your Warzone career, you must have come across some of the best players repeatedly. which player do you think you have the most trouble with?
FiveStarGeneral: rufus and mod are always tough matchups
Pardon: which player is unnaturally easy for you?
FiveStarGeneral: timi
i wish i got to play motd more
i think i've only played him like once
Pardon: we all do
FiveStarGeneral: :[
hope he comes back
Pardon: what is dead will live again
FiveStarGeneral: haha amen
Pardon: throughout my research, and during talks with Quicksilver, I noticed that there is something striking that sets you apart from the other MTL trophy holders
this would be your remarkable lack of success in other areas of strategy in Warzone
as of now, the MTL is your only golden trophy - do you got any plans to fix this?
FiveStarGeneral: not really
i'm doing a 3v3 run atm though
i'd like to get a trophy but it's ok if i don't
brb gotta do #2 irl
Pardon: slightly disappointing to hear on both fronts
when you're finished, let me know and we can move to the bullet round of questions
*2 minutes laterFiveStarGeneral: We can continue I'm on phone ;)
Pardon: classy
for these questions, please answer with just 1 word and as quickly as you can. do not put too much thought into it.
warzone or chess
FiveStarGeneral: Wz
Pardon: warzone or warlight
FiveStarGeneral: Wl
Pardon: ONE or TWO
FiveStarGeneral: Two is better than one
Pardon: ONE or FIVE
FiveStarGeneral: FIVE
Pardon: hmm seems we'll have to work on our reeducation lessons some more
nonetheless
min34 or max35
FiveStarGeneral: Min
Pardon: min(34, max(1, 12))
FiveStarGeneral: 12
Pardon: well done
favourite warzone player
FiveStarGeneral: Plat
Pardon: alright, last question
would you be open to a tournament style competition among the MTL trophy holders?
FiveStarGeneral: If there is cash prize involved
If not, please submit an appeal to my manager
But tbh yes I think it'd be quite fun
Pardon: perhaps we can come to some agreement with raklideur about that prize