Let me know if you got some questions you want to ask him

How it feels to be the first person interviewed with a below 2100 rating

Edited 6/16/2020 14:16:06

I have a statement to make in my capacity as master of desaster's manager:

My client, master of desaster - who I will thereafter refer to as 'mod', as he is colloquially known - wants to formally establish that certain question topics are off-limits as a condition to the interview:

1. Mod must not be probed about any alleged illegal or unethical behaviour. He strongly denies all accusations; he denounces his accusers as jealous cry-babies; and he points out that he lives a more ethical life than anyone on Warlight, and that's without trying.

2. It's ok to gently ask about mod's lack of a e-girlfriend (or any girlfriend for that matter), but you must be thoughtful with any questions here. Mod is a kind, sensitive soul, and this is a sore subject. Please be considerate.

3. Everything in the interview should support the idea that mod is awesome and cool in pretty much every way possible. It's very important to his brand to maintain this perception amongst his fans. If this is violated then we'll sue for loss of earnings from lost sales of his planned mod merchandise lines and his future book "How to be as Awesome as me (hah, psych!)".

Thank you for reading,
Quicksilver - Manager of master of desaster

Edited 6/16/2020 14:34:34

These are hilarious. :)

Ask mod if he feels Quicksilver has been an effective manager during his warzone career ;)

news update - we have a substitute interviewer stepping in to conduct the interview with Mod

this substitute interviewer has stood at the peak of Warzone for a substantial amount of time now. he is jefferspin, better known as masters' supreme leader

by the way, did you know blitz is recruiting?

Edited 6/16/2020 22:17:08

Nobody is qualified to be interviewed by Jefferspin. D:

Interview with MoD (https://www.warzone.com/Profile?p=2214950915)

MoD is better than anyone previously interviewed. Has twice competed with Blitz in CL and is an avid E-girl seeker.




Jefferspin:
ok ready? Just want to make you feel comfortable. This is a friendly chat so the community can learn more about you


MoD:
Thank you i feel very comfortable talking to you... Casually as ever


Jefferspin:
So you have been playing as long as I have. Do you remember how you got into the game?


MoD:
I played a shabby risk clone on playit.com and found out i'm amazing at this. So i decided to play 6 player ffas on the big world map for the next two years.


Jefferspin:
Very interesting!


MoD:
Are we already live?


Jefferspin:
Yes we are live. Think carefully, we will just have a conversation then I will send it to editing for final review. All questions may not make the final cut.

There had been rumors in the past of a player named Linberson. The story says he killed the clan Blitz and fed off the souls of all who remained. I, for one, think this is a bit far fetched. Do you believe in such stories?


MoD:
Ok sorry i have to text with some nice girl which i neglected the whole day, so i might be slow to respond.


Jefferspin:
Take your time, I have 41 minutes.


MoD:
I think everyone has reasons for the things we do. Linberson isn't any different. What he did or what reasons he had is unknown to me, but maybe he was an undercover spy from gg from the very beginning? Maybe he feared Blitz might grow too strong too quickly? I don't know, i'm just asking questions.

Jefferspin:
Great response from a great man! Now you just mentioned a nice girl you had to text.
So we need to cover this.
You had recently starred on The Bachelor. I did not tune in as I was likely drunk or covered in baby vomit. Can you tell me how that experience was? Is there something happening with a woman who is not an e-girl now?

Also a follow up on this, it was reported that Aura was also a contestant and he wrote a poem about Chess. As expected this got him immediately kicked off. How weird was that?


MoD:
I mainly wanted to entertain my fans, which i attempted by interpreting the magic flute by mozart. Even though it didn't necessarily rose my chances by the bachelorette, i managed to get more drunk to the point of scoring a total of 0 points on a quiz. Not remembering the correct number of warlight ladders gave me some pity points at least

Sadly i missed half of auras poem since i tried manically to make fred boat work for my singing performance. I was impressed by auras boldness to say the least.


Jefferspin:
hahah well said, very diplomatic.

We have a question coming from one of your fans now...


MoD:
Is it koopa? She's so needy


Jefferspin:
RakLideur asks "How has your life changed for the better since becoming French?"

Mr. Lideur is assuming quite a bit here. I would ask has it gotten worse?


MoD:
He didn't keep his end of the deal, I failed horribly at the quiz as mentioned above and I blame him.

My french improved and I got a completely new sense of justice by now. As if that wasn't enough, I became rather unbearable towards non frenchies too and my winrate dropped to 2.7%


Jefferspin:

Hahah, that happens. Chicago understands.

Now for an easy one. What is your favorite shape?


MoD:
I like obtuse angles and Lana Rhoades. Sloppy knows what I'm talking about. (Picture removed)


Jefferspin:
So all your fans want to get to know you better. Can you tell us something special about yourself that we all might not know?


MoD:
I like to burn kids in forests and playing Diablo.

Jefferspin:
I knew the first part but didnt know the second part, very interesting.

If you had to murder one Warlight player who would it be?

MoD:
I'm mysterious and complex
Tough call...Maybe rufus so I'd be the best player again? Or Timi for being awfully slow? Deadman for going inactive? Actually there might be a pattern...

Jefferspin:
All great choices. Now this is a big one...

Kill-Fuck-Marry

Koopa, Viking, and Gorgalyn


MoD:
I practised that before just for this. Tough one.

Kill viking in the forest, fuck Koopa the slut and marry Gorgalyn the intellectual.


Jefferspin:
You are answering these all perfectly!

What in your opinion is the best ladder trophy to win?


MoD:
It's what I do.

MDL, even though the 1vs1 ladder has tough competition right now and the RT ladder will only get more and more searched for.


Jefferspin:

I agree the RTL was the true test of skill.


MoD:
It's true and every old player knows it.


Jefferspin:
Do you agree with Platinum that Linberson needs to grow up?


MoD:
Does he need to grow up? Or is it just that he's actually big enough but pretending not to be? Maybe high shoes would do the trick? Or would that look stupid? I'm just asking questions.

Jefferspin:
Lol.

Which member of lynx is the most cowardly? This is a safe space.


MoD:
Ranto for leaving while being in an argument with (xeno)? Or who to insert here?


Jefferspin:
Great choice. Prob Xeno.


MoD:
Ok let's go with it.


Jefferspin:

It’s always Xeno.

Lastly, Pardon always asks people if they will take part of some circle jerk tournament. Would you be interested?


MoD:
Sure! As long as the e-girl thing doesn't kick in yet I'm all in for circle jerk tournaments.


Jefferspin:
Fantastic! Mod you are one of my favorites. We have known each other for a long time and it is an honor to conduct your interview!

Please tell your manager Quickie to fuck himself.


MoD:
Looks like we are like cheese and wine, only getting better and better over time.

Up to you to decide which one you are.

Jefferspin:
I like both but I need a shower so I’ll be cheese.

MoD:
Thank you as well

Edited 6/17/2020 03:08:25

I like this Jeff guy. Pardon should let him cover more stories. Has a true Chicago spirit.

Haha jeff said he'd edit the interview and only use parts of the questions, who would have thought that he'd copy paste just everything? :D

Good one. That was a nice read

Im honored! Thanks MoD, best choice of 'em all!

With all due respect, but can you stop mocking/jocking around Linberson, please?

What's the problem with joking about Linberson

I think he does not deserve it

Nerds

Tbf you need to be a nerd to get an above 50% win rate, one way or another

Well the first Linberson question is a joke, not serious, the second one is really more about Plat.

In future interviews with mod I will not mention Linberson’s name.

He did kill Blitz though

Who is Plat?

hmm good question.