But you become deaf while doing this.
Mind control

But only at 2:37:10 in the morning.
(I tried this one earlier, and this was the response.)

Super good luck.

But only when you are inside a sewage pipe

Ability to make reality into a dream

But you are trapped inside the dream
Able to see the future

But you can’t remember what you saw the instant your vision ends

Ability to turn water into wine

But you get crucified

Ability to understand any language, and understanding what animals say

(^That one made me laugh)
Unable to communicate in any language anyone else can understand

Ability to make anyone agree with you

But you have to shapeshift into that said person

Ability to counter any conditions placed by anyone

Ok, fine, you just don't get a superpower or whatever thing was getting conditions placed on it. As a bonus you can now have the superpower of immunity to genie trickery, because you live in a world where genies don't exist.

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Ability to instantly tell if someone is lying.

But you can ONLY lie ever

Ability to have all previous superpowers

You have all the side effects as well

Ability to cure all diseases and ailments

but you die on a toilet the next day

Ability to forget anything

But you remember it instantly

Infinite lives

Infinite deaths. One every hour, on the hour.

Know the correct answer to every question you or anyone else asks

You are unable to communicate or interact with the external world. You can only listen and analyze. You will know the correct answer but cannot do anything with it.

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You can do any drug without getting addicted

But you must sell the drug to the government

Having no side effects

But you have no superpower either

ability to remember the remote is, and to get it BEFORE I am all cozy on the couch

You must rub glue all over your hands before picking it up

Ability to do any chore perfectly in 1 second