But you have to have sex with it upon summoning

The ability to never get tired

(to Orannis under - I already replied to Liech, and telekinesis has been done already too)

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But their head is summoned separate from their body

Telekinesis

You beat me to it waffle >:(

But you have a permanent migraine

Ability to win any argument on the internet

Except it gives you a delusion of grandeur in which you are never wrong in your mind

Ability to predict the future

Except you can’t remember anything that happened more than 10 seconds ago

Ability to grow or shrink anything

Doesn't apply to your pp so you're stuck with the 2 inch predator forever

Ability to change anyone's gender

But it changes yours to the same one

Ability to make anyone forget anything

You forget everything as well

Immunity to all heat and cold

But you are instead vulnerable to medium temperatures

Ability to solve any math problem instantly

Everything else takes 10 times longer

The ability to cast magic

The only spell you can cast is solely used to heat toast

Super speed

But everything else's speed is also increased by the same factor so effectively nothing changes

Ending world poverty

But it’s only because you ended the world as well

The ability to make anything float in the air

But you're permanently blind once you use it

Ability to make give people headaches

yes I do

Re:Tungsten-

Any pain you inflict you experience later when you're in bed trying to sleep.

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Since this got skipped earlier- the powers of Love Sausage from the Boys TV show.

But you are gay

Power to control the flow of electricity

But only when you are on one of Jupiter’s moons

Ability to control night and day

But a storm cloud is permanently over your head

Ability to create portals from anywhere to anywhere

but they're only as big as the toenail on the middle finger of your right foot


ability to control the volume of the sounds you hear