You become blind in a day

The ability to kill superpowers

But their mafia brother will likely take revenge on you

The ability of telekinesis

But you can’t breathe so u die

The ability to drain superpowers and make them my own without the side effects

You drain superpowers, therefore they are gone forever; you can't have them.

The ability to be an all powerful diety where I have no side effects since I can make them disappear.

You know everything there is to know so life becomes meaningless and you become depressed

Ability to have the last superpower in this thread

You forget where your house is

Ability to absorb punches like a Muppet

But you are a muppet

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But your ability doesn’t do anything

The ability to make people aware that this thread has returned somewhat

But it’s going to die

The ability to spell right

And only the word "right"

Being able to summon Pokemon (no special E this time)

But you haven't beaten any Gym leaders, which means you have no badges, which means when they level above 20 they'll disobey and be useless

The power to trade parts of your genetic material with somebody else

you can only trade with Danny Devito

ability to have fireproof organs

But the rest of you gets burned

The ability to have underwater breathing

(organs includes skin so I am basically fireproof unless you shoot fire down my throat :P)

you can't breath above water

ability for my boogers to turn into diamonds AFTER I have picked them

All of them fall on your feet, and they're heavy
Predicting the next 1 hour's events

(Yeah but your eyes are burned) you can only see red things

The ability to be able to use the force (Star Wars)

it takes an enormous amount of energy and you fall into a coma after using it for more than 5 seconds

ability to beat {N.W.} Hi as the best shitposter on the off-topic forum

but then nobody likes you

The ability to walk through walls

You then become trapped in a wall
Ability to stop Orannis from taking my place as the best shitposter on ot

but Grover ends up beating you both

Ability to eat pancakes at a rate of one per second for a period of over 56 hours