The 2 halfs of the animals that didn't get merged, will merge to an evil version of whatever you created, and it will try to kill you

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the ability to finish my report that was supposed to be done 2 weeks ago instead of browsing OT forum....

You will only be able to finish any report exactly 2 weeks after it was due.

The ability to remember everything I have ever learned and everything I learn in the future.

Except you can do only that, and nothing else.
Becoming the Ultimate Survivor (i.e. being like Rantaro Amami from Danganronpa)

You can’t survive more than a day

Ability to yeet

...only the length of your arm

The ability to make good music and people appreciate it

However only when they listen to it alone, they're always too embarrassed to share it with friends as something they actually would listen to

The ability to breathe fire

Your mouth gets scorched
The ability to make water flow against gravity

you are allergic to water

ability to instantly optimize the strategy to any video game

... any video game from the 1980s

The ability to erase really good

you make a mistake roughly every letter/number, meaning you have plenty of time to practice that power

a photographic memory

You can only remember photographs and other things related to pictures. Nothing else.

The power to beat Kenghis Ghan in Warzone.

But that's your greatest accomplishment in your life

The ability to know someone's sexual orientation by looking at them

You will always be caught and called a pervert
Winning by doing absolutely nothing

You create a false belief that this is how the world actually works, and you can’t get a job because you think you can while doing absolutely nothing

The ability to put everyone on an equal social hierarchy

There is no uniqueness. Life becomes boring, grey, and dull. There is no happiness. There is no sadness. Everything is the same, and everyone is the same. Women and men don't exist, only people do. Everyone is the same person. Everyone is named John Smith, the most boring name on Earth. There is no variety. Everything is an endless loop of time. Nothing new. Nothing different.

The power to think positively.

Your family will think otherwise.
Manipulating air so that it glows

But you will be blinded (This should have been obvious)

The ability to win every election you participate

But you will be beat up by your opponents in a dark alleyway until you die

Ability to never age

Can't die from age, but severe hemophilia.

Ability to respond to my posts.

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But you have ability to save and load your life.