Except nobody cares about anime and everyone thinks you’re a fucking nerd

Ability to seduce anyone

Toward everyone else except you

Magnetic powers

Except when you try to push, you pull; if you pull, you push.
(Orannis, not f*cking cool.)
Insane luck

Insane BAD luck

The ability to fill anything up

But you have to empty it the moment you're not filling it up
Ability to use "The Force" (Edit: not this one, not this one!)
The ability to start blizzards at will (Yes, this one.)

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But this causes extreme climate swings, so the following week will become a heatwave.

The power to 'switch off' pain receptors in the nervous system/brain/whatever.

Except you can't turn them back on and die from wounds you didn't know you had.

The power to make glad wrap not stick to itself until you've wrapped it around the container.

But it sticks extra hard to you

Ability to make a copy of any document appear in my hands

But the document will vanish in a minute

Ability to qwetuiopigdtbg (I have no ideas rn lol)

Except you erijfecoetmpermterfoekrof (Stupid questions need stupid answers)
The ability to save 50 people and only 50 people once an apocalypse happens

You save 50 random people but the 50 people you care most about die

Ability to retrieve any memory and write it down before I forget it

Inability to ever find anything to write with.

Ability to bend reality to fit your every whim.

It takes a lot of strength to bend the whole reality; when your muscles become tired and you release your grip on reality, it bends in the opposite direction.

The ability to post a superpower that hasn't been posted yet

You automatically get all side effects, whether that have or haven’t been posted

The ability to instantly change what type of pen I am using

You write in invisible ink
The ability to manipulate gravity to your heart's content

That gravity manipulation affects you, meaning you could be crushed or boil according to how you change it.

The ability to stop time, but be able to move freely when time is stopped.

You can’t unpause it, but you still age and have needs normally.

Ability to change into whoever you want

The other person becomes you and you can’t change back

The ability to merge 2 animals into a new one