TheDingleBerryFactory

Or

The Dingle Berry Factory

Maybe some are too long...

FightForYourRightToPotty

or for more serious intentions :
IfYouDontHaveYourHealth
TheFutureGuides
PeaceTriumphs

Personally, I'm kinda old and past tomfoolery. :)

Thanks to everyone who has contributed so far!

tacticalex

Er wait this is already taken by a prominent community member lol

positionalex

Wide&Sassy

UNCIRCUMCISEQUENCER!

:0

Spatzenkrieger

Edited 2025-10-13 19:43:46

WateryMelon

A Pimp Named Alex.

No not Alex, you have to say the whole thing, like A Tribe Called Quest.

If you do that, I'll go back to "A Pimp Named Mayonnaise" unless you insist I don't.

Edited 2025-10-13 19:58:15

I just love how Lionheard edited Spätzchen to Spatzenkrieger :D

Single letter names are the best, just saying.

But you strike me as someone who wants a unique name rather than be the 273rd A.

I would suggest CONSEQUENCER, but it has already been suggested multiple times (it also seems to be well known and fitting).

So, to spice it up, I’ll suggest the German(ish) version:

KONSEQUENZER

alexhaustedwithmyoldname

Alexpensive

lageronly

Yo

Edited 2025-10-14 03:54:43

I wouldnt change too much. The name has a certain look and belongs to your profile. So I'd change just a few characters. Only a bit you could mean you didnt change your name. So that the beginning "al" stays and the end "clusive" as well. But though shows what you are:

almaninclusive

All this chatter is getting rather... inconclusive

mywifehatesthisgame