I fire Darth Grover for no stated reason, to cover my ass because we live in an at-will jurisdiction. But really it's because he's too old.

I fire l4v.r0v in defence of elderly Grovers everywhere

I fire Grover for no stated reason, once again because I want to avoid a lawsuit. But really it's unlawful retaliation.

I hire knyte

I hire Hi for hiring knyte who fired Grover I.

I hire georg because he is really

I hire Liechtensteiner for remembering the "r" at the end of his name

i hire darth Grover

I fire goralgn because I have no idea how to pronounce his name

I fire Grover because he opened up the firm to liability. Firing someone because of their odd-sounding name is just going to invite a wrongful termination suit over discrimination based on ethnic/national origin. Next time, be smart and give no reason.

I hire l4v

I hire Hi for hiring l4v.r0v

I Hire Grover because we need more diversity in this thread

I hire Grover for for for

I fire hi because he needs a banana

I hire Liech for firing Hi who hired Grover I.

I fire Georg because he needs to be fired for hiring Liech who fired me who then before that fired Grover

I'm hiring Hi because I'm in a good mood today

I fire darth Grover to ruin his mood

I hire Liech because I hated that job anyway