I fIre alien for pretendIng to be human

I fire 111 for thinking I'm trying to be a human

I hire Alien for a good, original, and funny reason that I cannot come up with right now

I hire myself half a month before the thread locks up, to make this thread go back to the first page of the forums.

I hire JK_3 for keeping this thread on the first page

I hire Alien for promoting people that keep the thread active

I hire JK_3 and give him a promotion to CFO because he is a good worker

Edited 6/25/2022 07:10:21

I hire Alien for the sake if it, since I can do that now that I'm the CFO