I fire the next person to post

I fire Player25253 for not hiring or firing me...

Oh wait...

I hire Player25253 for firing me from the future

I hire Darth Grover. No reason given.

I fire Player25253 for making a liar out of me

I hire Grover for promoting honesty

I fire the next person to fire JK_3

I fire Player25253 for trying to sidestep the laws of nature

I fire Darth Grover and will fire them again the next time they chat

I fire Player25253 for discrimination against Grovers

(PS "them" because you are unsure of Grover's gender or "them" because WE ARE GROVER?)

I fire Darth Grover for falsely accusing me of discriminating against Grovers. The reason I'm firing is for a different reason: I'm annoyed.

I fire Player25253 for not fixing his personal problems with Grover

I hire JK_3 because I feel it's time to help him unlock his potential. By this time next year he could be JK_1

Edited 12/5/2021 15:42:38

I fire myself because I want to bang my head against the wall

I hire Alex because he obviously needs some help

I fire Alex because banging your head against the wall is not productive

I fire JK_3 because he seems a bit confused

I hire Grover for making the right call

I hire JK_3 because I like symmetry

I fire darth Grover because hes a bad guy in star wars

I fire Alien for not being able to tell the difference between a Dark Lord of the Sith and a fuzzy blue monster in a costume

Edited 12/12/2021 14:30:27