Your mom.

Do I have to ask a question?

Yes, you do.

What are the symptoms of a tapeworm?

Nausea, weakness, diarrhea, abdominal pain, hunger, loss of appetite, fatigue, weight loss, vitamin deficit and mineral deficiencies are some of them, but it does not mean a person suffers from all of them at the same time.

What's the meaning of your real name?

Lion, seriously, it means lion.
How long have you died yesterday? I vote 62 hours? Also, check out https://www.warzone.com/Forum/477144-facts?

62.3 hours, actually
Am I the Senate?

No

What is the best way to woe a girl?

Tell her you banged your sister/mother/grandmother/influencer/father.

How does one "woo" a fine strumpet?

With cash

Why are the normal WZ forums dead (besides the Idle forum)?

Because no one likes not this stuff.


Did you know that writing the word " " is completely impossible?

Yes. You can't "write" a space.
What is the best estimate of the number of Warzone accounts?

<-3678

How long have you thought that 27 was a bad number?

Never. I like 27. But I hate 114.
What is your closest estimate of the number of posts IN ALL FORUMS TOTAL?

Probably around 5.

How long have you been a thing?

At least 10 minutes

What is the best shape and why?

Hexagons are the bestagons.

Why have you killed me for the [5*90/57+(2-50+92/3^2)]th time?

You drop good gear

Why does Hodop not drop a lot of gear at a time?

Because I am poor.

Why are you so greedy that you keep killing me?

*shakes head* Why, I haven't even heard of you.

If you were to subtract any 5-digit number (leading zeroes allowed) from my account number, what would be your result?

-74746

Exactly how long has this game been a thing?

Longer than it has been an idea

Do you have a good idea?