santa has been a CIA asset since the 50s

Here is a list of facts about VERNAL VINAIGRETTE

1. He likes to perform dangerous experiments on people, such as exposing them to deadly poisons and administering painful procedures without anesthetic.

2. He keeps a complete human body in a jar in his lab.

3. He once gave a woman a powerful poison that he claimed could cure any disease, but it had the side effect of making her skin turn hard as a statue.

4. He has a pet racoon.

5. He is the creator of VIVA, a powerful drug with many beneficial effects, such as increased strength, senses, and speed.

6. He calls his assistant ELLIOT
7. He calls his assistant ELLIOT every morning to tell him that he can't be late for work.

8. He has two favorite employees: one is a male cashier who is very good with figures. The other is a female clerk who is very good at flirtatious banter.

9. On his days off he likes to drink at a bar called Maisonette, in a town called Jicol.

10. He is obsessed with the color purple.

11. He is deathly afraid of heights, so much so that he wears a helmet when on roller coasters.

12. During his college years he was in a band called VENTO D'ESTATE.

13. He believes that one day, humans and mollusks will live together in perfect harmony, under one ruler.

14. He spent his honeymoon in a small village in Africa, where he saved an old woman from being eaten by a lion.

15. His favorite movie is PLANET OF THE APES.

16. He loves the comedian John Cleese, and shares a birthday with him.

17. He thinks all the world's problems would be solved if people were to ditch their cell phones for a day.

18. He prefers the taste of tea to that of coffee.

19. He has a younger brother, GUIDO, who is an accountant in a bank.

20. He has no idea who Prince Charming is.

Here is a list of facts about Lightning

1. Lightning has won two Wimbledons and has been awarded a total of four medals.

2. Lightning is the first ever British judo champion.

3. Lightning is only one of five judo players in the world to have been awarded a black belt (alongside such luminaries as Sokichi Kobayashi of Japan, Yokuwatani Kyokutenho of Thailand, Hidehiko Yoshiteru of Japan and Rambam Shamir of Israel).

4. Unlike most judoka, Lightning's style of judo is more of a traditional Japanese art rather than a modern Olympic sport. Indeed, most of his matches are fought 'toe-to-toe', rather than with grappling.

5. He is one of the most famous - if not THE most famous - British athlete in history.

6. He has never lost to a Canadian in any kind of wrestling or martial arts competition.

7. In fact, he has never even lost to a Canadian in 'real life', let alone any kind of competition.

8. He has never even been on a plane.

9. He once ran three miles to and from the local judo centre.

10. He is the only British-born judoka to have ever won a medal in the Olympics.

Facts about waffle

1. He just lost the game

Facts about this thread

1. OP forgot to put "alternative" before "facts"

2. Some facts are actually funny

3. Some facts are not funny

4. it was started by a waffle.

Edited 10/14/2020 01:46:55

1. OP forgot to put "alternative" before "facts"

Nah, every fact here is 100% true.

Here is a list of facts about OvertForeigner

1. The number of overtforeigners has been going up.

2. GCR has been putting more effort into restricting overtforeigners.

3. It is assumed that overtforeigners are in league with each other. (At least the ones who are not from an independent nation or causing trouble in a nation which isn't willing to do anything about it. Others may or may not be in league depending on their nation of origin)

4. A program has been set in motion to eliminate all overtforeigners before they become a serious problem.

5. The plan is to catch them at the border.

6. There has been a change in procedure based on the information that was uncovered in the first place.

7. Any overtforeigner attempting to enter GCR will no longer be allowed past the border, will be sent back to their nation of origin, and if discovered, will be executed.

8. Border security is being stepped up and support from all GCR locations has been asked for.

9. The plan is due to go into effect in a week, and will last for the rest of the year.

Here is a fact about Waffle:

1. They know too much. They are a threat.

I wonder who has the most real facts about players here. It's not too hard, because I see many notable, well known and some ancient players.

My attempt:

Vernal Vinaigrette: mein old friend. Likes to surprise sometimes. Always comes back. Is a great person overall.

Rikku: likes to tricku. My old friendo. I always mistake Vernal, Rikku and Jim, James, although it's a shame to admit, the names are similar and often change. I'm sorry. Sometimes I don't know with who of them I'm talking

Cata: ancient player, quirky cat with a twist, does his own thing, hard to win Cata approval

OvertForeihsaghul: loves to use keyboard. Makes valuable quality posts

N.W HI: keyboard is his passion.

berdan: heavy keyboard abuser and addict.

Liechtensteiner: community persona, is the heart of every party and always at the centre of things

waffle: the only guy here I don't really know

Orannis: oreo, I don't know him but at least his name sounds familiar, I see his posts often, but don't pay too much attention to them for some reason.

TungstenTrex: Retired criminal who has too much free time. At night he turns into a crow and scares people

Too lazy to write more, but I probably know more facts than I would like to admit.

Edited 10/15/2020 23:10:15

Here is a list of facts about Cata Cauda

1. Cata Cauda is a huge monster, larger than any known species.

2. It's skin is very hard (almost steel like), but still warm to the touch.

3. It's skin colour is muted green.

4. It has four long legs, two front and two rear.

5. It has a long tail, with a stinger at the end.

6. It has a large mouth with multiple rows of teeth.

7. Its eyes are bright red.

8. It has no wings, but instead four clawed arms that are very long.

9. It has no fingers on its arms, but rather long sharp claws.

10. It has no distinguishable neck, simply a large head with a long mouth full of teeth.

11. It makes a high-pitched screech, which is unbearable to the human ear.

12. It smells awful, like rotting meat.

13. It always sleeps standing up.

14. It is impossible to sneak up on, as it can instantly sense the presence of humans.

15. It is impossible to sneak past.

16. It is impossible to reason with.

17. It is impossible to kill.

18. It is impossible to escape.

19. It can only be defeated with overwhelming force, and that only succeeds in a limited way.

20. It will always find a way to survive.

These are the facts.

Edited 10/15/2020 17:55:33

Orannis: oreo, I don't know him but at least his name sounds familiar, I see his posts often, but don't pay too much attention to them for some reason.

Facts about Berdan131:

1. He doesn't pay enough attention to Orannis's posts

Facts about facts:

1. Every fact here is 29628835% true.

2. If you doubt any of these facts you will hereby be caught in the middle of a drive by crossbow murder at 08:25 on the morning after the next time you pass a fire station.

3. All facts were part of the 21st document of the 21st amendment of the 21st off topic forum constitution on 21/21/2121 at 21:21.

4. Fact 3 can be in the future because we are in the past. If you ask why fact 2 will take effect.

5. Cheese.

6. Sample text.

7. Everybody who comes to off topic must assume that they are here even after they die.

8. Waffle is a pancake.

9. Pancake is a crêpe.

10. Crêpe is not a waffle.

11. Berdan is required by the law of his middle toe to give the rest of the facts.

Liechtensteiner is upping the game.

I don't have an answer to this




***slowly crawls back into the shadows

I'm glad I'm not mentioned. I'm a diplo player, so I'm automatically above all forum designations.

"I'm glad I'm not mentioned."

No, you're not. Can't fool us. Posting here means you want to be assumed, and assumed you will be.



....soon enough

The 3 unwritten facts:

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3.

waffle: the only guy here I don't really know

I'm an alt, technically. You'd probably know my main a lil better.

Rivanna was the most kawaii I hoped she would be back, one of those huge loss, a rare unicorn player

Our first interactions are unfortunate though, you told me to piss off

Internally conflicted right now, don't know what to think.

I don't want attention or anything. Geez berdan, you can be a real idiot sometimes.

Baka