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Facts: 1/27/2021 16:49:34


waffle
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Here is a list of facts about TWOT

1. TWOT is an acronym for The Worst of the Old Trolls.
2. He claims to not be a troll. You aren't sure what he is exactly, but whatever he is, he isn't happy with you.
3. TWOT has gone to great lengths to harass you. Did I mention he has posted pictures of you naked?
4. The troll uses a lot of big words. You assume he's smarter than he lets on, otherwise he wouldn't be able to fool anyone into thinking he's a high elf.
5. For some reason he seems to like tormenting you.
6. He has a habit of making bizarre statements and then not backing up what he says with facts.
7. He claims that your high school is an evil place that teaches witchcraft.
8. He also says that all the students there are Satan worshippers.
9. He has said many disturbing things about your sexual habits.
10. You've reported his messages to Facebook and they take them down, only for them to pop up again a few hours later.
11. The messages really get to you. You've been having a hard time concentrating at school and lately you've been sleeping a lot.
12. It's not just you either, a lot of people have been complaining about him.

Now you just want this troll to go away, but unfortunately he doesn't seem to be going away anytime soon.
Facts: 1/27/2021 17:05:09


waffle
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Here is a list of facts about MrCheese

1. MrCheese has ketchup on his face.
2. There is a light brown substance on MrCheese's upper lip.
3. MrCheese has missing teeth.
4. MrCheese has a large nose.
5. MrCheese's lower jaw is protruding out of his upper jaw slightly.
6. MrCheese has some gray in his hair.
7. The shirt that MrCheese is wearing has stripes.
8. There are two horizontal lines in the middle of MrCheese's shirt.
9. There is a vertical line going through the middle of MrCheese's shirt.
10. There are some horizontal lines on MrCheese's shoes.
Facts: 1/27/2021 17:07:35


waffle
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@Rikku

Here is a list of facts about your mother

1. She was born in 1926.
2. She was the second child in a family of 5. (2 brothers, 2 sisters)
3. Her father owned a grocery store.
4. She was going to College, but had to stop due to the war.
5.She married your father when she was 19.
6. They had you when they were both 20.
7. She gave up College again to have you.
8. You don't know what happened to her after you were born.
What do you want to know about her?
Facts: 1/27/2021 17:12:43


waffle
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Here is a list of facts about Cookie Bunny

1. He has buck teeth, unlike your perfect straight teeth. Those stars on his chest are actual wounds. He probably went to the moon once you were a kid, but he's forgotten about it.

2. He has a pet ostrich called Otis.

3. His favorite book is "Great White Lollipops".
It's a book he made up, it's not a real book.

4. He was born on a farm.

5. He has a sister who is two years his junior. Her name is Ducky.

6. He wears #43 because that's his lucky number.

7. He likes to play games that only have one or two rules.

8. He does not know how to play any sports.
Facts: 2/2/2021 00:24:28


waffle
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Here is a list of facts about Lord Billious Wellesley

1.He is a vampire.
2.He is the bastard son of Lord John Wellesley, Commander of the British Army.
3.He has lived for over a thousand years.
4.His castle is called Castle Lorous.
5.He is one of the Emperor of the Vampire Clans.
6.He has one brother, who is a priest, called Father Gregory.
7.He is known on several occasions to have killed his own father in a sword fight.
8.He has often been called a monster by those that do not know him.
9.He is not really all that monstrous looking. He is just very intimidating and not in a good way.
10.He really likes flowers.
Facts: 2/2/2021 00:32:14


waffle
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Here is a list of facts about Lefty

1. He was a child murderer who killed two small children in an orphanage fire

2. He escaped on a freight train and found work as a cowboy

3. He got into several gunfights, killing two men

4. He served in the First World War

5. He was charged with the murder of two miners in West Virginia but managed to get a guilty vote by threatening one miner with violence if he didn't vote for him

6. He was involved in the prostitution and bootlegging trade during the prohibition era

7. He took part in the 1933 Long Island race riots

8. He was a close associate and friend of Al Capone

9. He was jailed for tax evasion in the late 1930s

10. He was part of the O.K. Corral Gunfight in which three men were killed, including one lawman

11. He was in the James J. Bulger killing along with Whitey Brien, Flemmi, Kice, Sperra and the above mentioned James J. Conway

12. He was an FBI informant for many years, saving himself from several potential violent deaths

So there you have it, the life and times of the notorious outlaw and criminal Lefty Louis.
Facts: 2/2/2021 05:18:56


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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do facts about zeph
Facts: 2/3/2021 00:43:21


luftwaffle
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Here is a list of facts about Zephyrum

1. Zephyrum has the habit of speaking in riddles.
2. Zephyrum can be cruel to those he dislikes. To those he likes, he's nice.
3. Zephyrum's magic is much more advanced than any other human's, except maybe Shade's.
4. Zephyrum isn't fond of his full name, and prefers to be called Zee.
5. Zephyrum is very enthusiastic about battle. He is a soldier at heart.
6. Zephyrum has a fascination with death and the undead.
7. Zephyrum has an insatiable bloodlust. He is never satisfied.
8. Zephyrum's ambition knows no bounds, however he is extremely foolish.
9. Zephyrum has a weakness for beautiful things.
10. Zephyrum doesn't think much of mortals.
11. Zephyrum isn't a morning person.
12. Zephyrum's favorite color is purple.
13. Zephyrum's birthday is January seventeenth.
14. Zephyrum has a scar on his face from an old fire he accidentally started when he was young.
15. Zephyrum has a magical tattoo on his arm of a hour glass that activates his magic ability.
16. Zephyrum has a scar on his back from a childhood accident with a bow and arrow.
17. Zephyrum's scent is sweet, but not overpowering.
18. Zephyrum's voice is hypnotic.
19. Zephyrum's kiss is deadly.
20. Zephyrum's laugh is awful.
21. Zephyrum's favorite food is raw meat.
22. Zephyrum's favorite drink is blood.
23. Zephyrum doesn't like thunder and prefers not to be around it.
24. Zephyrum works best in a group.
25. Zephyrum doesn't get tired, though he can rest when necessary.
26. Zephyrum has a dark past that he would rather forget.
27. Zephyrum is very intelligent.
Facts: 2/3/2021 00:55:55


luftwaffle
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Here is a list of facts about knyte

1.Knytes are NOT elves. They are the result of a succubus mating with a mortal.
2.Knytes typically live human lifespans and have the potential for greater mental growth and magical ability than their non-magical brethren.
3.Knytes are highly susceptible to succubus possession and, given time, will become thralls of the succubus. This makes them very dangerous.
4.Knytes have always been rare, but their numbers have dwindled due to a combination of human persecution (they are often targeted for extermination in religious texts and works of fiction) and succubus selective population control.
5.As thralls, most knytes' fates are grim, but they retain the potential for great power. Most become servants of the succubus that possessed them. However, there are reports of knytes that have managed to achieve a much greater status within the demonic hierarchy than that.
6.Given their rare status, there are very few "pure" knytes, and most of those are either long dead or currently serving a demonic master.
7.Master knytes are rarer than thralls with potential, and even they have little power independent of the succubus' grace.
8.The existence of knytes has been well known to the Church since before your time. These are the knytes that the Church manages to "purge" through its internal security and witchhunting machinery.
9.The existence of thralls is unknown to the general populace, though there are rumors.
10.The existence of knytes with potential is even less known, as the succubi that possess them do not wish such knowledge to spread among those who could potentially be thralled. As a result, very few master knytes are known to exist outside the inner circle of the Church.

Edited 2/3/2021 00:56:04
Facts: 2/3/2021 01:01:49


luftwaffle
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Here is a list of facts about Shredtail

1. Shredtail's primary food source is deer and the deer are currently absent from this area
2. Shredtail has been known to take on a strong, blood-thirsty form when he eats deer meat
3. Shredtail is a creature of habit and he spends most of his times in the same area
4. Shredtail prefers inner-city areas with lots of humans to eat
5. Shredtail is as strong as an average human and its reflexes are about that of a silverback gorilla
6. Shredtail is faster than an average human and its agility is about that of a cheetah
7. Shredtail can run at over 40kph for short periods of time
8. Shredtail can jump more than 2m and more than 1m in a single bound
9. Shredtail will ALWAYS eat deer, no exceptions
10. Shredtail will sometimes eat rabbits, but only if they are plentiful
11. Shredtail dislikes the smell of rotten meat
12. Shredtail hates the smell of Lanten Bugspray
13. Shredtail will eat humans if they are feasting on a deer that he has hunted
14. Shredtail is also slightly afraid of the scent of the tracker
15. If an Alpha were to command Shredtail to do something, he would have to obey (Shredtail is not a free creature)
16. If an Alpha were to gain ownership over Shredtail, they could command him to do anything
Facts: 2/3/2021 10:46:58


goralgn 
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here is a fact about goralgn

göral is his real name
Facts: 2/3/2021 12:16:50


Gus the timeless
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how do I join your clan, I like birds and joining the Hawks clan sounds cool
Facts: 2/3/2021 15:45:19


waffle
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góral means highlander in Polish
Facts: 2/15/2021 20:58:31


luftwaffle
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Here is a list of facts about Ocean's bf

1.His name is not Blue but Ozzy.
2.He once ate a pickled shark.
3.He's about the size of a large cat.
4.He's really funny and quite charming when he wants to be.
5.He's not green.
6.He's not a sasquatch.
7.He's not a harpy.
8.He's not an undead abomination.
9.He's not a f***ing dragon.
10.He doesn't like Coconut Rum.
11.He plays with fire and gets burned.
12.He's not a f***ing fairy.
13.He doesn't live under the sea.
14.He's not a merman.
15.He doesn't have blue f***ing scales.
16.He actually exists and has a name.
17.The only thing that can kill him are a bunch of little undead dwarven zealots with a serious case of hemorrhoids.
18.Get your facts straight before you go spreading rumors and bothersome fearmongering.
Facts: 2/15/2021 21:22:46


waffle
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Here is a list of facts about oregano

1. You put it in your coffee. You like the taste.

2. It tastes like oregano. In fact it smells like oregano. In fact it smells good.

3. Someone said you could cure hiccups with it. They were being sarcastic, but you didn't know that. You tried it anyway and it didn't work.

4. It kills some plants. You don't have very green friends.

5. There isn't much of it around. It is hard to grow. Especially indoors.

6. Wild oreganos can be very small or very big. Some are as small as your pinky fingernail and some are bigger than YOUR FACE.

7. If you put too much oregano on a pizza, people might mistake it for a salad.

8. Some people use oreganos to make cookies, but you don't know how to do that. You would probably burn the cookie if you tried.

9. If you put oregano in your ear, you can sometimes hear strange noises.

As you can see, oregano has a lot of facts. You are going to use these facts to prove that oreganos are people!
Facts: 2/16/2021 04:56:31

Georg Friedrich Ferdinand, Prinz von Preußen
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Facts about waffles:
1 Americans killed waffles.
2 They need alot of sugar, otherwise you are wrong.
3 Sometimes, they are just pancakes in a different shape.
4 When they are radioactive, they turn blue.
5 Death by waffles happens to about 1 in 1000000 people each year.
6 They taste like cardboard if made incorrectly.
7 You need a special mechanism called a waffle iron to make them, otherwise they are pancakes.
8 They should always be squares, never circles.
Facts: 2/17/2021 01:13:58


Anavasi
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39. I posted again.
40. I have no clue about what I missed.
XLI. I switched to Roman numerals.
Facts: 3/10/2021 13:47:50


Hodop 
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Edited 3/10/2021 13:48:18
Facts: 3/10/2021 14:02:01


Hodop 
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Here is a list of facts about #BanPlajer

1.
The first time someone voices an opinion about it, there are a lot of people in favor of it, growing by the day.

2. There have been no negative effects on society or anything else.


3. It hasn't stopped anyone from doing anything, it's just for the people within the city limits of #BanPlajer

4.
The majority of the people in charge of this movement are either part of the government or are employed by it in some capacity.

5.
It hasn't been abused by any means and the first instance where this was brought up was when it was done in a negative light.

6.
It's not going to hurt anyone and it's not a threat. It's just people being eccentric and it's only going to get bigger as interest grows, so please lift the ban.

- Your friends at the Raskian University of Technology, David Rockall
Facts: 3/10/2021 14:09:18


Hodop 
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Here is a list of facts about Prince Lazar I

1. He is a late bloomer. The last time he was in Necromancer's RFC, he was still known as "Rotten".
2. He is probably the best assassin in the Dead War.
3. He is responsible for most of the assassination attempts on the Grand Alliance leaders.
4. He targets, waits for and kills fleeing stragglers.
5. He prefers the company of orcs, but will speak to humans when necessary.
6. He is known to take a deceased orc's skull as a makeshift helmet.
7. He lost part of his left index finger, the one that makes the OK sign, in a fight with Captain Kane.
8. He claims it is a better OK sign than the one Captain Kane uses.
9. He is most likely to be found drinking wine in an abandoned tavern.
10. He wears a medallion around his neck. It is magical, and morphs to cover his entire body, except for his face, with thick, sturdy armor. It also emits a faint blueish glow. It was a gift from his late wife, Alison.
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