Here is a list of facts about berdan131

1. The two big interests in berdan131 are gambling and carnival games.

2. Very little is known about berdan131 besides these two facts.

Here is a list of facts about Farah

1. He is a man of God with no criminal intent.

2. He has genuine concerns about the safety and welfare of his congregation.

3. You do not know what his agenda is.

4. He is making you uncomfortable.

5. He is making the rest of the congregation uncomfortable.

6. Even the other religious groups in the city are uncomfortable with him.

7. Many other races fear him.

8. You believe he is a terrorist, but you have no proof.

9. He believes that you are planning to harm him and his church.

10. He is willing to make a deal with you to avoid a potentially deadly war.

Edited 10/8/2020 13:22:58

Here is a list of facts about waffle

1. He loves to make lists

2. He tastes like a blueberry waffle

3. Not much else is known about him besides these 3 facts

I get your facts about Arkansas now

Here is a list of facts about Kratt

1. Kratt is a very large lizard monster. He is bigger than any other known creature of his kind.

2. The creature has several nasty habits, but none more so than the horrible smell he gives off. By far the most terrible smell in existence. It's so bad that it can be detected by several miles away.

3. As a defense mechanism, the creature secretes a powerful poison from his bite, which can instantly kill most creatures. When enraged, the creature can easily destroy the largest cannons with one blow.

4. The creature is very friendly and quite happy to provide information in exchange for food.

Here is a list of facts about MightySpeck

1. Her real name is Amanda
2. Her hometown is probably Los Angeles, California
3. She is most likely 21 years of age
4. She is a petite girl (slight build), weighing around 112 pounds
5. She has light brown hair and very green eyes
6. Her Zodiac sign is Virgo
7. She is into the horror genre
8. She is a Christian
9. She has a boyfriend who goes by the name of Gideon
10. She has a pet cat named Satan

Here is a list of facts about Rikku

1. He can see ghosts
2. He is level headed
3. He is a serviceable fighter
4. He comes when called
5. He is dead
6. He haunts the area the inn resides in

The list continues, but these facts are the most important ones to know.

Here is a list of facts about waffle

1. It is not pancakes or fried potatoes.
2. It is not a fish, fruit, or nut.
3. It comes in many colors, but white is most popular.
4. It doesn't grow on trees, but it can be found in the forests.
5. It's back resembles a hairless cat.
6. It is eaten hot or cold.

Can I have some ~~propaganda~~, uh, facts I mean about China?

Here is a list of facts about China

1. The population is 1.37 billion
2. The capital city is Beijing
3. The official language is Putonghua ("common speech")
4. The Internet TLD is .cn
5. Islam is the main religion
6. There are 55 administrative divisions (provinces and municipalities)
7. There's a civil service examination system in place
8. The currency is Renminbi (RMB)
9. There's a one-child policy in place
10. The basic living costs are 133% of the world average

I can keep going, but you get the idea.

This is my favourite thread of all time thanks Waffle!

there is none for me

Here is a list of facts about Mercer

1. He has had at least one job for every year of his life.
2. He was a school janitor until he was fired for throwing a cup of bleach on a student and her mother.
3. He then worked at a gas station as a cashier until he was fired for calling a customer a "son of a b---h."
4. He took a job as a factory hand until he was fired for hitting an employee with a ballpeen hammer.
5. At this point, his unemployment was running out, so he began working as a security guard. He was fired for being too mean with his clients.
6. His next job was as a file clerk until he got promoted to runner due to his fast typing skills. A mistake that would eventually lead to his downfall.
7. One day, the boss decided to step out and left a large sum of money on the desk. Due to an error, the money was given to a different runner who left with it.
8. Rather than tell his boss, Mercer decided to keep the money and went on vacation to California - using the company car.
9. On his flight there, he was arrested for using the car without permission.
10. When he returned, he told his boss what happened and was fired for lying.
11. Now out of a job and unable to pay for his flight home, Mercer stayed in a friend's spare room.
12. He borrowed money from a friend to eat and eventually managed to save enough money to return home.
13. On the plane, he met a flight attendant who gave him her frequent flier miles and a ticket off of the plane for him to use later.
14. When he got home, he went to the police and told them he took the money and ran away to California.
15. He was able to pay the fee to renew his high school diploma and took a job as a file clerk.
16. He was promoted due to his previous experience and began using the company car again.
17. He was fired for making threats, using racial slurs, and giving a subordinate a black eye.
18. He was hired again, this time as a courier due to his previous experience.
19. One day, he was fired again after showing up drunk to work.
20. He took a job as a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman until he was fired for hitting a customer and then lying about it.
21. He was hired again at the age of 20 as a stock boy at a grocery store. He was fired after stealing candy from a customer and taking it home with him.
22. He was hired again at the age of 21 as a department store clerk. He was fired after stealing a jacket from a customer and claiming that his friend had given it to him.
23. He was hired again at the age of 24 as a private eye. He was fired after skipping out on a client and instead using the agency to find his wife who had run off with another man.
24. He now works for Fizzer and Associates as a file clerk due to his experience and low cost.

(please don't ban me Mercer)

Edited 10/9/2020 16:40:07

this is the best thread there is

(i hope mercer didn't do all that)(i doubt it)

Here is a list of facts about Legle

1. He may be a petty criminal, but he is loyal to those who pay him.

2. His thugs are just as brutal as he is.

3. He has been arrested about a half dozen times.

4. If he could shoot someone without getting caught, he would.

5. He is explosive crazy.

6. He has a thing for strong drink.

7. He actually loves getting beaten.

here is a list of facts about anon mod

1. he sucks

2. point one but in all caps

Here is a list of facts about Arrow838™

1. He drives a black "Inez" Ford Thunderbird.
2. He is known to wear a gray pinstripe suit and a red tie.
3. He smokes "Peace Peace" cigarettes
4. He has a very hard time saying "No."
5. He has a habit of waking up early in the morning.
6. He has a model train set which is kept in his basement.
7. He likes the "Onkel Reiner" song.
8. He has a pet lizard named "George."
9. He has a poster of John Travolta on his bedroom wall.
10. He has recently developed an interest in the "Flintstones."
11. He has recently had his ears pierced.
12. He really wants to see a ghost.
13. He recently took "bath salt." It was a bad idea.
14. He recently ate some "XTC-4." It was a bad idea.
15. He broke into a "McDonald's" because he was hungry.
16. He likes to brush his teeth after every meal.
17. He recently went to "Reno."
18. He eats "Tic Tac" mints.
19. He loves "Grandma."

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Here is a list of facts about Santa Claus

1. Santa Claus was born on December 6, but he chooses to celebrate his birthday on December 24.

2. The man who became Santa Claus did not begin life as St. Nick. He was born Jacob J. Smith, and he lived in a town called Dutch Kills, New York.

3. In Dutch Kills, New York, there was a large Dutch community. There were also many children in Dutch Kills, and the Dutch people believed in a lot of Christmas celebrations.

4. One day in 1873, Jacob J. Smith's wife gave birth to a baby boy. The Dutch people in Dutch Kills were all happy about the new baby, and they hoped he would be a nice person.

5. But, Mrs. Smith did not want a Dutch baby. She wanted a nice American baby, like the other children in her town. So, Mrs. Smith put the Dutch name "Sinter" (a form of "Saint Nicholas" -- who was a Dutch saint) on the baby's birth certificate.

6. But, Mrs. Smith kept calling the baby "Nick" instead of "Sinter.

7. The Dutch name "Sinter" is a funny word. It is made up of the words "Sint" and "Nicholas." The word means "Saint Nicholas."

8. In the Dutch language, there is no "N" sound. So, the Dutch people just wrote the letter "n" wherever it was needed in the word "Sinter." The letter "n" is actually pronounced as a short "o" in Dutch.

9. Mrs. Smith's father did not want his son-in-law to have a silly name. So, he told the parents to find a better one.

10. When Mr. and Mrs. Smith wanted a better name, they decided to call the baby "Jacob." But, they could not agree on a nickname for Jacob. So, Mrs. Smith suggested Joseph, since that is what her own parents named her.

11. But, the Smiths could not agree on a nickname for "Joseph." So, Mrs. Smith suggested the first name "John," since that is what her own father's name was.

12. The Smiths finally agreed on "Jim," because that is what everyone in Dutch Kills called the younger Smith brother.

Why does Santa give gifts to others for his own birthday?