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Facts: 12/22/2020 22:34:39


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Here is a list of facts about {Canidae} Kretoma

1. {Canidae} Kretoma is a creature from the planet Kretoma.

2. Kretoma is a planet of rolling plains and large cities.

3. It is the only inhabited planet in its solar system.

4. Kretomans evolved from animals that drank the blood of predators or other prominent creatures, they became the first predators.

5. Kretomas are covered with a thick fur that protects them from the cold.

6. The average Kretoman stands at six feet tall and have blue skin.

7. Kretomans have four toes on each foot and hands with five fingers.

8. Kretomans have exceptional eyesight, greater than that of a human.

9. Kretomans have an excellent sense of smell.

10. Kretoman females mature at twelve and can bear children at sixteen.

11. Kretomans do not sleep.

12. They are naturally very strong, they achieve the same results with less effort than it would take a human to die of exhaustion.

13. Kretoman society is organized into castes with strict rules on positioning.

14. Kretoman law is based on the concept of punishment, not justice.

15. Kretoman morality is a complex system where good and bad are relative based on situation.

16. Kretoman name consists of a family name and a given name, in that order.

17. Kretoman names can be up to fifteen characters long.

18. Kretommodiums are large carnivorous beasts covered with sharp teeth and strong enough to tear a large creature in half.

19. Kretomodons are large herbivorous beasts covered with thick fur and sharp teeth strong enough to crush bone.

20. Krik loop is the Kretoman language.

Canidae species: Felis catus, F. domestica, F. prisca, F. silvestris, F. sylvestris.
Facts: 12/23/2020 08:38:38


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Here is a list of facts about Жұқтыру

1. Жұқтыру owns a mine

2. The mine has a small tunnel

3. The tunnel leads to a room on the first floor

4. There is a secret door on the first floor

5. Through the secret door, you can get into іZан

6. The room is filled with boxes

7. Жұқтыру is hiding in the room

8. Whenever someone enters the room, he says "Shhhhhhh"

9. Whenever someone opens a box, he says "Sssshhh"

10. Whenever someone closes a box, he says "Ppphhh"

11. Whenever someone touches a box, he says "Ttttt"

12. Whenever someone moves, he says "Vvvvveeeerrrrr"

13. Whenever someone stops moving, he says "Wwwwoooooo"

14. Whenever someone is about to get out of the room, he says "Zzzzz"

15. A light bulb is on the ceiling

16. You can turn off the light bulb

17. Turning off the light bulb will reveal іZан

18. The light from the bulb is bright enough to see clearly

19. іZан is tied up on the floor

20. іZан is blindfolded

21. іZан is asleep

22. іZан has a knife in his hand

23. іZан wants to kill himself

24. іZан is at the edge of a pit

25. If іZан falls into the pit, he will die

26. іZан does not know that there is a trap door in the floor
Facts: 12/23/2020 08:56:11


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Here is a list of facts about Emperor Cacao

1. He had a father named Kobold and a mother named Kobold

2. He lived in a village called Koboldberg

3. His father loved him, but his mother, not so much

4. He grew up learning the art of cooking from his mother

5. He has never had anyone to advise him on important matters, but good thing his dad loves him

6. He is a naturally talented leader

7. He loves his family, but sometimes he feels like they are holding him back

8. He can play the lute

9. He can play the flute

10. He can play the drums

11. He has perfect pitch

12. He loves the color pink

13. His favorite food is pasta

14. He has a pet snail called Dagobert

15. He hates being called by his name

16. His name is pronounced "COW-caw-oh"

17. He wants to be a musician when he grows up

18. He has a premonition that his village is going to be destroyed
Facts: 12/23/2020 09:42:23


Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe 
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Fun Facts about waffle

1. He has an unhealthy obsession with ebony porn and will try to tempt you into watching it

2. He has a healthy obession with syrup as his species is required to have a large intake daily

3. He was born in Belgium, Jupiter. Not Belgium, Earth. As is common misconception.

4. He in fact is not gluten-free despite propaganda

5. He is the only alien species that requires any earth bird egg to be born, which makes the origin of this species altogether more mystifying

6. A great majority of this species was wiped out during the Solar Stale Wave

7. His species in face can be born any ethnicity, its ethnicity depending on which mold it is born. The most common being the Classic Waffle Mold

8. The Great Syrup War, the first intergalactic war fought in the known universe, nearly wiped out the entire Waffle and Pancake civilizations.

9. Waffle and Cacaocian mixing results in Chocolate Chip Waffle ethnic peoples

10. There is a common Conspiracy Theory stating there is a Secret Waffle Invasion ongoing on Planet Earth

11. The whereabouts of Rich Butterworth, a prominent space pilot, still remain unknown. Many believe he was either kept prisoner by the Pancake race, or fatally crashed and is heading out in the universe at a constant rate
Facts: 12/23/2020 23:28:56


{N.W.} Hi
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Here’s a list of facts about GODZILLA REDSTAR

1. He has an unhealthy obsession with spaghetti

2. He likes tomato’s

3. He loves spaghetti

4. He has said spaghetti over 170 times

5. He’s making you feel uncomfortable with these facts

6. He is not Godzilla

7. He knows how to count

9. He doesn’t know how to count

8. I skipped 8

10. We know nothing more about him

11. He eats glue

12. He drinks glue

13. Glue glue glue glue

14. Spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti

15. Tomato tomato tomato tomato

16. He is making you go insane

17. You are losing your sanity

18. You should stop

19. No really, you should stop

20. Don’t go, stop

21. Please stop

22. I ran out of facts

23. He plays a game called Warzone
Facts: 1/2/2021 19:29:03


waffle
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Here is a list of facts about Grover Incognito

1. Grover Incognito is a heavy drinker, but prefers to get most of his alcohol from home.
2. He was once hired, but did not show up for the job. He did sent in a mule instead. The mule was very confused.
3. He has a crush on a farm girl he's been trying to woo for years, but never seems to meet her.
4. He once tried to convince a traveling merchant to let him be the first to try his new brandy, but was unsuccessful.
5. He has a hidden love of teasing people. Some call it a silly sense of humor, others call it playful. He refers to it as torture. Before he begins to taunt his targets, he always makes sure to drink quite a bit.
6. He has a habit of drawing faces in the mud, no matter where he goes. He has been known to do this while in refined circles.People find this odd, but not disturbing.
7. He is not a morning person.
8. His mother has stated many times she would prefer if he had more children, but has never actually beaten him.
9. He hates when people call him Grover. He has stated many times he wishes he was born a man, then he could be called "Goran" and it would be very appropriate.
10. He has a collection of button eyes. He has stated he collects them whenever he finds them. He has all kinds of different colors and markings, but always keeps them in a jar by his bed. He has stated he has no idea why. Perhaps phobias?
11. His favorite food is a strange concoction he makes at home. It involves potatoes, milk, honey and definitely alcohol. He has stated nobody else in the family likes this food, but he eats it constantly.
12. He has never met anyone that shares any interests with him.
13. He sleeps on a straw matress on the floor, but has stated he would rather be in the basement, because then at least he wouldn't have to listen to the snoring parents upstairs.
14. He has stated many times he wishes he was a hermit.
15. He always carries a flask of spirits on him. He states it is in case he runs again into the drunk, who is now his "best friend".
16. His favorite color is gold.
17. He is allergic to pine needles.
18. He is a bit of a hoarder. He has stated he could never throw anything away, because one day he would find great use for it. One of his main rooms is literally a treasure trove of things he has collected over the years.
19. Despite all this, he still lives at home with his parents.
20. He can play the mandolin.
Well there you have it. A fairly detailed list of Grover's personality traits and quirks.
Facts: 1/2/2021 19:47:51


waffle
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Here is a list of facts about After_Dark

1. After_Dark is currently understaffed and overworked.

2. The population of After_Dark is at least three times larger than it should be.

3. The living conditions in After_Dark are unsanitary and sometimes dangerous.

4. After_Dark has no proper government or system of law.

5. Your employer is the only person of note in After_Dark.

6. The food in After_Dark is scarce and often rotten.

7. The water in After_Dark is either contaminated or simply not available.

8. The sewers of After_Dark are an ongoing hazard, especially at night.

9. There is a traitor in After_Dark who is helping the Nightmare Tyrant.
Facts: 1/3/2021 04:41:07


Grover Incognito
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This thread is where I go for news. PS Waffle got everything right.

Edited 1/3/2021 04:50:00
Facts: 1/3/2021 04:46:57

Orannis
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Can we get some facts about fizzer
Facts: 1/3/2021 07:58:49


Anavasi
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38. Not sure I know.
Facts: 1/3/2021 08:31:25


luftwaffle
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@Orannis the first post of this thread is literally about Fizzer

any of you is free to suggest topics which facts haven't covered but you want them to be covered

Edited 1/3/2021 08:33:01
Facts: 1/3/2021 16:14:39

Orannis
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Sorry I have small brain syndrome
Facts: 1/3/2021 23:12:39


waffle
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Here is a list of facts about Georg Friedrich Ferdinand, Prinz von Preußen

1. He was born on the 26th of December, 1681 in Berlin

2. His father was Georg Ludwig, Margrave of Brandenburg-Bayreuth

3. A fun fact about Georg Friedrich Ferdinand is that he is the great-great grandfather of Tywin Lannister, the late Lord of Casterley Rock

4. He was in love with Countess Sophie von der Pfalz but his mother wouldn't allow them to marry

5. He was the youngest son of George Ludwig, a man so riddled with physical and mental illness that he was never fit to rule

6. As a child, he was extremely sick and his mother once even suggested that he should be dead

7. Instead of being grateful for his family's acceptance of him, he harbored a deep-seated resentment towards them

8. For some reason, he hated his older brother, Christian V, and as a result was not on good terms with him either

9. He was a good friend of King Louis XIV of France

10. He slept with around 500 prostitutes in his lifetime

11. One of his many mistresses was the famous Mignon

12. He killed her with a pistol shot to the head when she taunted him about his brother's suicide

13. He banned Jews from ever setting foot in Brandenburg again

14. He was an alcoholic

15. Due to his many physical and mental illnesses he only ruled the country for 10 years

16. He died on the 4th of December, 1740

17. He was succeeded by his daughter, Augusta
Facts: 1/4/2021 00:53:36


{N.W.} Hi
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I request facts about Tfsh
Facts: 1/4/2021 18:19:50


waffle
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Here is a list of facts about Tfsh

1. Tfsh stands for the "Topshelfian" who are a race of sentient humanoids that evolved on the "top shelf" of any given bookcase. They do not suffer from aches and pains, they are never hungry or tired, they can think in greater complexity than a human and they can see perfectly in the dark.

2. Tfsh are not particularly strong and their brain to body weight ratio is less than 1 : 1.5

3. Topshelfians reproduce asexually by budding. A female to male topshelfian is about the size of a pea. A male topshelfian to human would be the size of a housecat.

4. Tfsh can survive without food for about a week, but need water.

5. Tfsh do not sleep, but they take "transitory" naps while reading or studying.

6. The young of topshelfian do not eat or sleep either. They simply use the body's energy for "recharging", which is why they need to be in the dark when not active.

7. Tfsh can enter a trance like state while studying, during this time they can solve mathematical equations that even with intensified study you could not hope to master.
Facts: 1/4/2021 23:34:17


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Here is a list about Ninjoe:

1. He's a no good bastard child of Rick Sanchez and Bonnie Elizabeth Parker

2. He was involved with the Paris Peace Accords, playing the devil's advocate

3. His name is stupid

4. His color is stupid

5. His face is stupid

6. He was risen out of a grave within the past 150 years by an idiot scientist/traveler, and unleashed terrifying horrors unto the world

7. His face is stupid

8. He sucks at warzone and his pp is small. One time he tried to cover both facts up by joining Blitz, but remains mostly inactive due to fact number 7

9. The only friend he's ever made on warzone is hitler, which is coincidentally the only friend he's ever made in real life as well

10. He is immortal, which might sound cool until you realize that he's allergic to both the sun and oxygen, and therefore can't really utilize his immortality

11. He's banned permanently from the UN, before form which he was never actually invited

12. He's stupid
Facts: 1/4/2021 23:35:28


Ninjoe
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*sniff* wow.
Facts: 1/5/2021 05:12:14


The Voynich Manuscript
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Here's a list of facts about 2020:


1. It is a number.

2. Its alphanumeric representation consists of numbers two, followed by zero, two again, and finally zero.

3. The year associated with the number 2020 started with January 1. It was the first time since a year before.
Facts: 1/6/2021 22:39:32


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Here is a list of facts about Shrek

1. Shrek is NOT a nice person.
2. Shrek likes to make things unpleasant, which means pain.
3. Shrek is not afraid to kill.
4. Shrek killed your best friend.
5. Shrek killed your other best friend.
6. Shrek probably has no friends.
7. Shrek will kill you.
8. Shrek is fond of drinking.
9. Shrek hasn't had a drink in years.
10. Shrek hates it when people don't lie.
11. Shrek hates it even more when people lie about him.
12. Shrek has a soft spot for ugly duckling.
13. Shrek also likes maidens in distress.
14. Shrek loves a good laugh.
15. Unfortunately, some things never change.
16. Shrek doesn't age.
17. Shrek is still a bastard.
18. Shrek is the beast.
19. Shrek has much to atone for.
20. Shrek will never atone for his deeds.
21. Shrek's deeds span more than two centuries.
22. Shrek doesn't sleep.
23. Shrek should sleep.
24. Shrek will sleep when he's dead.
25. Shrek is not for walking.
26. Shrek is for running.
27. Shrek should run.
28. Shrek will run when he's ready to die.
29. Shrek doesn't make sense.
30. Shrek doesn't need to make sense.
31. Shrek is playing the odds.
32. Shrek is a sadist.
33. Shrek has a lot of sadistic thoughts.
34. Shrek wants to hurt, not have sex.
35. Shrek doesn't need to have sex with you either.
36. Shrek has a lot of desires.
37. Shrek has more than one gender.
38. Shrek is asexual.
39. Shrek isn't human.
40. Shrek has shown signs of otherworldliness.
41. Shrek is not a good person.
42. Shrek is a very, very, very bad person.
43. Shrek loves you.
Facts: 1/6/2021 22:41:00


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29 and 30 sum all of it up pretty well
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