Here is a list of facts about luftwaffle

1. Luftwaffle is a genderqueer person.
2. They prefer the pronoun they/their, because fuck traditional gender roles.
3. They have a pet cat called Sparkles.
4. Their favorite color is yellow.
5. They like the 1960's pop song "Yellow Submarine".
6. They have ridden on the top of a bus.
7. They would rather go to the circus rather than the movies.
8. They want to be a real life owl when they grow up.
9. They like the fluffy, prickless dogs.
10. They love to eat pancakes.
11. They want to fly to the moon.
12. Their favorite food is pancakes.
13. They would give anything to pet a porcupine.
14. They want to go to Chuck E. Cheese's.
15. They think roller coasters are cool.
16. They have playedpretend at the doctor and a nurse.
17. They want to be a fireman when they grow up.
18. They would rather go to McDonald's than a fancy restaurant.
19. Their favorite song is "McDonald'sishy McGoverness".
20. If they could fly, they would go to McDonald's every day.
21. They want to make pancakes for everyone.
22. They want to make the world a better place.
23. They love the McDonald's golden arches.
24. They would rather spend a night in an abandoned building than a hotel.
25. They think McDonald's is fancy.
26. They think KFC is fancy too.
27. They think Starbucks is fancy.
28. They think all fast food places are fancy.
29. They think the Ritz is fancy.
30. They think all rich people like fancy things.
31. They think all poor people like fancy things.
32. They think fancy things are yucky.

Here is a list of facts about Rob

1. He is the leader of the Junkies

2. He has been seen with Annie

3. He has a tattoo on his arm (though it is partially covered by his sleeve)

4. He has a lot of piercings

5. He does not shower on a regular basis

6. He has been known to steal food (but always returns it)

7. He is NOT a registered sex offender

8. He is NOT an ex-con

9. He is in no way shape or form a violent criminal

10. The only accusation against him are those listed above

So which one is it? Junkie or Pervert?

Here is a list of facts about Raging Raichu

1. The beast uses a lot of electricity to recharge itself. It often raises its deformed tail and flashes colourful patterns on its body.
2. The beast has an insatiable appetite, and will eat almost anything.
3. The beast is very territorial and it has been known to attack humans on sight.
4. Raging Raichu is practically hairless except for its tail. Its body appears to be covered with a shiny, slicked-back coating of fat.
5. The beast has a very distinctive laugh: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
6. The beast appears to be covered with much darker, thicker fur toward the belly of its body.
7. Raging Raichu is an extremely powerful creature. It is capable of destroying entire trees with ease and ripping the branches off in one go.
8. The electrical charge it emits is strong enough to zap electromagnetic signals from trees, leaving them completely powerless.
9. It breathes fire, although this is not a common occurrence.
10. As a final note, the creature appears to have a twisted, affectionate affection for the colour blue.

Here is a list of facts about plajer

1. A plajer is a type of hermit crab.

2. Despite its large claws, plajers are very weak in comparison to other types of crabs.

3. They use their claws to create different patterns and designs out of sands or other types of small, granular materials.

4. A plajer must always remain in the ocean.

5. Fortunately, plajers can easily swim to other nearby marine communities using a special type of pheremone they emit from their body.

6. They appear to be pacifistic.

The class is silent as you explain these things. You know that despite their obvious weakness, plajers would probably kill most of you in an instant if they could.

Here is a list of facts about {TLA} LND

1. {TLA} LND exists in the form of an oversized human body. It is quite diffuse, having a lot of holes and swirls in its shape.
2. LND's head is a giant eye.
3. The eye can "see" by converting the entire volume of its tissue to energy, a process called "radiating", and then using an advanced form of pattern recognition to identify its environment. The sensing capabilities of the eye are nearly omniscient, but depend on light. In complete darkness, LND is blind.
4. LND's body is made up of a diffuse nervous system made of trillions and trillions of neurones, which are connected together to form a massive, cohesive organism.
5. The body of LND is covered with a thin, tough, translucent skin which helps it to maintain its internal environment. This skin is highly elastic, and can quickly adjust internal pressure, temperature, and chemistry to suit the environment around it.
6. The inside of LND is filled with a fluid, which keeps everything moving and thriving. Anything from the trillions of bacteria that live there, to nutrients and energy can be found in this fluid.
7. The fluid constantly moves around the body through a vast system of tubes, pumps, and filters. Some of this fluid is excreted by canals, while other parts are absorbed by the skin.
8. The inside of LND is a hostile environment. The fluid, while nutritious, is very toxic to most lifeforms, and would swiftly kill any non-LND organism that swallowed even a single drop. The entire body exists to process and recycle the fluid so that life can flourish.
9. The outside of LND is a much more hospitable place. The atmosphere contains generous supplies of light, oxygen, and heat, which are absorbed by the skin to create an environment suitable for most life to exist in.
10. The sky of LND is constantly overcast by a sea of sunflower-like plants. These clouds are lit up from the inside, producing some light even in the darkness of night.
11. The LND's body is connected to the ground by a vast system of roots, which give the planet its balance. Should these roots be attacked, the entire body will immediately react in self-defense.
12. LND's body is also covered by a thick layer of snow and ice, which not only provides protection from the elements, but can also be melted to provide water for the body.
13. The inside of the body is highly permeable, allowing the recycling of chemicals and nutrients to take place quickly, but preventing entry. If lifeforms were to go inside, they could harmlessly explore the body
14. All lifeforms must have a "home" to live in. LND cannot be mobile, without a body to go with it.
15. LND was once a lifeless rock, until a process of natural selection occurred. The process of "radiating" was introduced. It is a highly efficient way of converting light and heat into energy, and is essential for the survival of lifeforms.
16. LND's body contains multiple types of life that perform different functions. The most important are the recyclers. These are the only lifeforms that can regenerate damage to their bodies, so long as they have enough energy.
17. LND also has a non-local mind that is constantly observing everything in the solar system, acting as an overseer and maintaining the functions of the body.
18. LND originally had a partner. They were not always separate, but LND's partner was destroyed by a violent explosion which split the face of the Earth. LND has been searching for a new partner ever since.
19. The body of LND is not alive, and does not reproduce. Instead, it is supported and maintained by the lifeforms that live inside it. It can be destroyed, but life can not.
20. The body of LND is made up of a large, complex network of interlocking plants and worms which provides it with sustenance and makes it possible for it to move.
21. LND can see and speak to you, from wherever it is in the body.

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Here is a list of facts about TWOT

1. TWOT is an acronym for The Worst of the Old Trolls.
2. He claims to not be a troll. You aren't sure what he is exactly, but whatever he is, he isn't happy with you.
3. TWOT has gone to great lengths to harass you. Did I mention he has posted pictures of you naked?
4. The troll uses a lot of big words. You assume he's smarter than he lets on, otherwise he wouldn't be able to fool anyone into thinking he's a high elf.
5. For some reason he seems to like tormenting you.
6. He has a habit of making bizarre statements and then not backing up what he says with facts.
7. He claims that your high school is an evil place that teaches witchcraft.
8. He also says that all the students there are Satan worshippers.
9. He has said many disturbing things about your sexual habits.
10. You've reported his messages to Facebook and they take them down, only for them to pop up again a few hours later.
11. The messages really get to you. You've been having a hard time concentrating at school and lately you've been sleeping a lot.
12. It's not just you either, a lot of people have been complaining about him.

Now you just want this troll to go away, but unfortunately he doesn't seem to be going away anytime soon.

Here is a list of facts about MrCheese

1. MrCheese has ketchup on his face.
2. There is a light brown substance on MrCheese's upper lip.
3. MrCheese has missing teeth.
4. MrCheese has a large nose.
5. MrCheese's lower jaw is protruding out of his upper jaw slightly.
6. MrCheese has some gray in his hair.
7. The shirt that MrCheese is wearing has stripes.
8. There are two horizontal lines in the middle of MrCheese's shirt.
9. There is a vertical line going through the middle of MrCheese's shirt.
10. There are some horizontal lines on MrCheese's shoes.

@Rikku

Here is a list of facts about your mother

1. She was born in 1926.
2. She was the second child in a family of 5. (2 brothers, 2 sisters)
3. Her father owned a grocery store.
4. She was going to College, but had to stop due to the war.
5.She married your father when she was 19.
6. They had you when they were both 20.
7. She gave up College again to have you.
8. You don't know what happened to her after you were born.
What do you want to know about her?

Here is a list of facts about Cookie Bunny

1. He has buck teeth, unlike your perfect straight teeth. Those stars on his chest are actual wounds. He probably went to the moon once you were a kid, but he's forgotten about it.

2. He has a pet ostrich called Otis.

3. His favorite book is "Great White Lollipops".
It's a book he made up, it's not a real book.

4. He was born on a farm.

5. He has a sister who is two years his junior. Her name is Ducky.

6. He wears #43 because that's his lucky number.

7. He likes to play games that only have one or two rules.

8. He does not know how to play any sports.

Here is a list of facts about Lord Billious Wellesley

1.He is a vampire.
2.He is the bastard son of Lord John Wellesley, Commander of the British Army.
3.He has lived for over a thousand years.
4.His castle is called Castle Lorous.
5.He is one of the Emperor of the Vampire Clans.
6.He has one brother, who is a priest, called Father Gregory.
7.He is known on several occasions to have killed his own father in a sword fight.
8.He has often been called a monster by those that do not know him.
9.He is not really all that monstrous looking. He is just very intimidating and not in a good way.
10.He really likes flowers.

Here is a list of facts about Lefty

1. He was a child murderer who killed two small children in an orphanage fire

2. He escaped on a freight train and found work as a cowboy

3. He got into several gunfights, killing two men

4. He served in the First World War

5. He was charged with the murder of two miners in West Virginia but managed to get a guilty vote by threatening one miner with violence if he didn't vote for him

6. He was involved in the prostitution and bootlegging trade during the prohibition era

7. He took part in the 1933 Long Island race riots

8. He was a close associate and friend of Al Capone

9. He was jailed for tax evasion in the late 1930s

10. He was part of the O.K. Corral Gunfight in which three men were killed, including one lawman

11. He was in the James J. Bulger killing along with Whitey Brien, Flemmi, Kice, Sperra and the above mentioned James J. Conway

12. He was an FBI informant for many years, saving himself from several potential violent deaths

So there you have it, the life and times of the notorious outlaw and criminal Lefty Louis.

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Here is a list of facts about Zephyrum

1. Zephyrum has the habit of speaking in riddles.
2. Zephyrum can be cruel to those he dislikes. To those he likes, he's nice.
3. Zephyrum's magic is much more advanced than any other human's, except maybe Shade's.
4. Zephyrum isn't fond of his full name, and prefers to be called Zee.
5. Zephyrum is very enthusiastic about battle. He is a soldier at heart.
6. Zephyrum has a fascination with death and the undead.
7. Zephyrum has an insatiable bloodlust. He is never satisfied.
8. Zephyrum's ambition knows no bounds, however he is extremely foolish.
9. Zephyrum has a weakness for beautiful things.
10. Zephyrum doesn't think much of mortals.
11. Zephyrum isn't a morning person.
12. Zephyrum's favorite color is purple.
13. Zephyrum's birthday is January seventeenth.
14. Zephyrum has a scar on his face from an old fire he accidentally started when he was young.
15. Zephyrum has a magical tattoo on his arm of a hour glass that activates his magic ability.
16. Zephyrum has a scar on his back from a childhood accident with a bow and arrow.
17. Zephyrum's scent is sweet, but not overpowering.
18. Zephyrum's voice is hypnotic.
19. Zephyrum's kiss is deadly.
20. Zephyrum's laugh is awful.
21. Zephyrum's favorite food is raw meat.
22. Zephyrum's favorite drink is blood.
23. Zephyrum doesn't like thunder and prefers not to be around it.
24. Zephyrum works best in a group.
25. Zephyrum doesn't get tired, though he can rest when necessary.
26. Zephyrum has a dark past that he would rather forget.
27. Zephyrum is very intelligent.

Here is a list of facts about knyte

1.Knytes are NOT elves. They are the result of a succubus mating with a mortal.
2.Knytes typically live human lifespans and have the potential for greater mental growth and magical ability than their non-magical brethren.
3.Knytes are highly susceptible to succubus possession and, given time, will become thralls of the succubus. This makes them very dangerous.
4.Knytes have always been rare, but their numbers have dwindled due to a combination of human persecution (they are often targeted for extermination in religious texts and works of fiction) and succubus selective population control.
5.As thralls, most knytes' fates are grim, but they retain the potential for great power. Most become servants of the succubus that possessed them. However, there are reports of knytes that have managed to achieve a much greater status within the demonic hierarchy than that.
6.Given their rare status, there are very few "pure" knytes, and most of those are either long dead or currently serving a demonic master.
7.Master knytes are rarer than thralls with potential, and even they have little power independent of the succubus' grace.
8.The existence of knytes has been well known to the Church since before your time. These are the knytes that the Church manages to "purge" through its internal security and witchhunting machinery.
9.The existence of thralls is unknown to the general populace, though there are rumors.
10.The existence of knytes with potential is even less known, as the succubi that possess them do not wish such knowledge to spread among those who could potentially be thralled. As a result, very few master knytes are known to exist outside the inner circle of the Church.

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Here is a list of facts about Shredtail

1. Shredtail's primary food source is deer and the deer are currently absent from this area
2. Shredtail has been known to take on a strong, blood-thirsty form when he eats deer meat
3. Shredtail is a creature of habit and he spends most of his times in the same area
4. Shredtail prefers inner-city areas with lots of humans to eat
5. Shredtail is as strong as an average human and its reflexes are about that of a silverback gorilla
6. Shredtail is faster than an average human and its agility is about that of a cheetah
7. Shredtail can run at over 40kph for short periods of time
8. Shredtail can jump more than 2m and more than 1m in a single bound
9. Shredtail will ALWAYS eat deer, no exceptions
10. Shredtail will sometimes eat rabbits, but only if they are plentiful
11. Shredtail dislikes the smell of rotten meat
12. Shredtail hates the smell of Lanten Bugspray
13. Shredtail will eat humans if they are feasting on a deer that he has hunted
14. Shredtail is also slightly afraid of the scent of the tracker
15. If an Alpha were to command Shredtail to do something, he would have to obey (Shredtail is not a free creature)
16. If an Alpha were to gain ownership over Shredtail, they could command him to do anything