Rules: Must be in ascending order starting at 1. The sentence has to make sense and i will verify if it adds to story very nicely.
1 person was elected to be king and hired 2 bodyguards to protect the king but then 3 prisoners escape the prison.

Edited 9/12/2020 00:19:33

Tge 4 homosexuals decided to gave epic skating rink bloody tge tge tge.

Every soldier was busy in the war that lasted 4 years so he had to hire 5 homesexuals prisoners to help him get the prisoners and that they be free if they were successful

The war did put people in trouble, including 6 advisors of the king, but only 7 people died. The side of the prisoners lost the war, so 8 guards took them back to prison.

Edited 9/12/2020 01:26:22

Then the prisoners died, but they're not really dead because they're cats, and cats have 9 lives

When the prisoners refused to die, the guards dug a pit 10 metres deep and threw them all in.

Thus, trapping the prisoners for 11 years

12 of the king's advisors objected to digging the pit, saying its whopping cost of 13 million dollars would bring the kingdom close to bankruptcy.

Edited 9/12/2020 18:34:09

unfortunately they didn't realise the king was 14 years old, so he ordered to dig the pit sentenced his kingdom to 15 years of debt

All of the prisoners, youngest age 16, begged for mercy as they were marooned in a seemingly endless dirt sea, with a brick cap no less than 17 decimeters thick sealing their fate, slatted with slits that provided only the bare minimum of light needed. Nearby buildings cast them in the shadows 18 hours a day, as they stared up at the dim lack of light, hopeless.

Edited 9/13/2020 01:45:52

This took place in Memmingen, who unfortunately was at war with Augsburg. Each side managed to amass 19 thousand troops, but Ulm with 20 thousand intervened, so Augsburg won. Memmingen had to give 21 ducats' worth to Augsburg* and 22 to Ulm.
(Sorry, mispelled it as Augsbrug)

Edited 9/19/2020 03:37:02

Summary: A 14 year old king had 2 bodyguards protecting the king when 3 prisoners escape the prison, which have 9 lives and youngest is 16. King, dealing with the 4 year old war, hired 5 homesexuals prisoners to hunt the 3 prisoners. With the 5 homosexuals and 8 guards work together to bring the prisoners back, although the war has taken a toll of 7 people. Since then, the king’s advisors has grown from 7 to 12. The prisoners begged for mercy as they were under 17 decimeters of brick followed by 10 meters of dirt, trapping them for 11 years. This costed the king 13 million dollars that lasted 15 years. Nearby buildings casted 18 hours of shadow in the pit site, which prompted a search team

23 years later, Augsbrug freed the cat prisoners and overrun the kingdom, killing and destroyed almost everything and everyone but the king.

This only took him 24 minutes because all the cat prisoners had gone through 25 generations and there were many more of them.

So 26 years later the cats spread across the kingdom and established 27 small cat kingdoms inside

28 ships full of dog pirates showed up at the shores of each cat kingdom, demanding 29 chests full of bones.

The dogs increased the number of kingdoms to 30 after getting their bones, setting up some of their own. On the 31st of March, they started warring against neighboring cat kingdoms, with only 32 dogs in the armies of each kingdom. This went on and on, until there were just a few left. The dogs now amassed 33 square kilometers; but the few remaining Cat Kingdoms had 34 (yes, they were big) and had 35 cats ready to fight. 36 dogs fiercely fought the remaining Cat Kingdoms; they lost (wow.) and therefore the Cats win. The Cats now adventure to the Sheep Archipelago, with 37 islands. (wow, this is long)

Edited 9/19/2020 03:40:57

...eh, would you like a continuation?

There were 38 sheep islands with 39 sheep kingdoms, those kingdoms explored 40 acres of new land to the east, and found 41 chests of gold bars, 42 chests of diamonds, 43 chests of weaponry, and other assorted items. Then, 44 hours after the 45 ships got home, 46 ships sailed to the island of the 47 purple sheep. And the pigs got to the island, they jumped out and attacked with 48 pigs on each! The 49 villages across the sheep islands were terrified when they read The Daily 50 Wools. The sheep, however, had a superior navy with 51 ships and 52 sheep on each of them, they had a great battle, and the sheep won. This was only the beginning though, as the 53 pigates (khanates but pigs) planned their revenge...

Animal Farm turned gay and eventually the neighbouring city took over as they never figured out why no offspring were produced spraying, uhm the wrong harbour, lolz