But 116 years later they had 117 videos of “WHY WERENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?” 118 ear-blasting seconds later a goose decided to honk 119 times

For the next 120 days, the goose honked every 121 seconds, causing 122 people to get really annoyed and 123 pets to want to kill the goose. 125 days later after the end of the honks, the goose was dead, and 126 people had a feast for the death of the goose.

But 127 weeks later the goose came back to life and said “peace was never an option” before killing 128 people and gathered 129 supporters, this started the Great Goose War and 130 years later, the geese won, annexing 131 countries to create the 132rd republic of 133 geese, its capital was goosetopia, it had 134 million people and then 135 pirate decided to try to invade 136 times but failed and lost 137 pancakes so then 138 geese annexed the rest of the world, 139 years later the geese got into space and invaded the moon 140 years and then 141 ships went out and explored, so 142 years later the whole solar system was invaded, the geese invaded 143 star systems in a mere 144 years and split the places up into 145 states each with 146 billion geese, those geese gave rise to 147 geese conquests of galaxies, then, 148 years later, they had 149 pancakes for 150 galaxies they conquered,

but you measured it in goose years. You see, the republic only lasted 151 days in real life before 152 million people revolted and broke the country, thus 153 countries gained independence from the geese. The capital, Goosetopia, was invaded in 154 PGE (Post Goose Era) and annexed 155 days later. 156 geese were killed, and 157 more were killed for a feast and a mockery at the republic of the geese.

Ah, but you counted in sheep time, the countries only lasted for 158 days and then 159 million geese revolted and invaded the countries, 160 days later the geese were back in control and started a campaign to extinct humanity, the campaign succeeded after 161 days and humanity was gone and replaced by geese, the geese put their capital of Goosetopia back up and continued the conquest of the universe, 162 years later they finally conquered the universe, except for the still expanding bits, of course.

But God said "No." and 163 seconds later, everything was back to what it was today. (not part, today is the 9th of November 2020) Only 164 geese survived the reset.

The goose god canceled this cancel out and declared peace between both sides. This peace lasted 165 million years, but had to be renewed every 166 million years. The billions of geese were still thriving in different Star systems, now we know where aliens come from.

167 countries managed to survive the fall. Unfortunately, the UK died out. 168 days later, the country was split between 169 warlords, with the warlord owning London having a grand salary of 170 thousand dollars. His neighbor had been planning an attack on his kingdom for the time, so 171 seconds later, he told his 172 men to be armed withing 173 minutes. But they were late by 174 seconds.

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Then they decided to forget everything and ordered 175 pizzas.

176 seconds later... "Sir, what were you trying to tell us again?"
"...idiots. Get ready for war. You have 177 seconds to do so. Or I will hire 178 mercenaries to replace you."

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If the thread is dead let it die, please stop bumping dead threads

No

(It technically isn't dead if I bump it)

I scrolled to a random thread to revive

but this thread shouldn't be revived...

LET IT DIE!!!!!

no

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179 seconds later, the country was at war again. They defeated their larger neighbor that had 180 soldiers.