And so it began...

Many thanks to Deadman and Beren for all the work. Bonsai this is looking great, hope you stay motivated throughout the season.

I am looking forward to this Clan League and wish everyone, also on behalf of GG, a lot of FUN.

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Stop reading here if you are underage or a nice person.

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As far as Clan League Thread League goes, here are my predictions:

1-2 MH
Arguably the strongest lineup with the flaming Norman and Mike bringing in major points. Is Norman active though? havent seen him post since the end of last CL!
#wewerentinvited

1-3 VS
With strong forumers like Glam d Drama and mean Buns(when is the last time Buns said something nice...?) this team will get to one of the top spots.
#glamdturtle

2-4 Lynx
The special ones. I can see them land anywhere. Their special kind of humor, lovingly cultivated in a supposedly 900.000 message clan discord, is special. Disadvantages I see are AG being a "No Contest" as scorekeeper, as well as the rivalry with Outlaws: they might focus too much on hurting them and neglect to diss other clans.
#Ionlystalledalittle

3-5 Outlaws
I know many see Platinum as a very polarizing forumer. He has a loyal team thats always willing to take a bite out of 101st. And I guess this is one of the two reasons I see them failing, if you want to fight 101st you still need to go to Q#? after all. The other being Styxie giving hugs on Discord and saying "lovely" on twitch. Their MVP is clearly Kezzman, also known as little Trump, since anybody reading his comments feels an immediate urge to never login to warlight again.
#noonelikesbiomesbitch

4 GG
With the exception of me and DoItWrong members have roughly 1 forum post for 1k games. Mike can threaten you with uncapitalised "i"s though. very hard to read. I guess its on me to carry them through Drama League, and on you to write some s*** about us. I dare you!
Let me give you some keywords though:
#stolenseason #whereisollie #kinglatnox #koisslowerthanyou #smallestclaninA

5-6
MASTER Clan
A bunch of elitist nerds. Their biggest weapon used to be cringy jokes on twitch live comments. Since then they had a big addition, Xeno(just look at the name), but I dont think he can outweigh the disadvantages they have in Deadman, whose definition of being mean is to make some Italian say "Missouri". To make him say "Mississipi" would be unfair!
https://youtu.be/q-NUIm97bAc?t=10096
#onceaBlitzalwaysmasterMVP

7 ONE!
This is looking bad. Arguably the nicest clan, gentleman Malakkan, friendly Beren. Cant remember one of these guys going out of their way to throw s*** at others in the forum.
#toonicegohome

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All that being off my chest I once again wish you all a good time, hope everyone plays fair and of course I would very much like to invite you to the Berlin Open 2019, where we can drink a beer together and clear any remaining controversies in a fist fight! ;)

Cheers,

linberson

MH already going strong!
https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=15389368

We take stuff more relaxed here.

From this..

"As the newcomer to the A division we have one message to all the elite boys: Nobody has invited us but we are there now. Dozens of managers from other clans are gona root for us. You sucked them dry of their best players and they are counting on us to kick your butts. I can't promise them to win but what I do promise is that we are gonna poop the party!"

To..

*Loses 90 to Lynx*

"We take stuff more relaxed here."

Makes me...

LOL!

Love how Platinum likes to bring Lynx into every situation :)

Either he loves us, or he's so jealous of us that he can't stop thinking about us.

This could get long. Should probably move to an official trashtalk thread thx. Unless you guys are just trying to get bingo...

Oh! Looks like the old guard of Lynx has learnt the new way of delusion brought by the new Lynx guard. Mention Lynx in possibly the most indirect way? Get accused of obsessive jealousy!!

But that's what you get for pointing out all of 101st/Lynx stallers..

Edited 4/10/2018 19:54:38

We're just making it easier to fill out our bingo card, k.

Edit: Damnit AG

Edited 4/10/2018 20:27:49

We take stuff more relaxed here.

Retirement has made you soft! Früher war alles besser, selbst die Forum Posts!

This could get long. Should probably move to an official trashtalk thread thx. Unless you guys are just trying to get bingo...

Too nice, go home!

@AG: You forgot Biomes complaints! Bonsai already did the deed.

@Cowboy fake

@fivestar lets keep the insults to discord please. I'm pretty sure most players don't want to see two children whine on the division A thread. That's what we have outlaws for anyways ;)

@Cowboy, what you mean. We are playing BINGO here. Let's get 5 pages of drama plz

15-yard penalty on JSA for unsportsman-like conduct. Let's not start dumb squabbling on this thread four days into Clan League.

Everyone go vote in the polls instead! I don't anticipate any completed games for my first "update" - so I'll be looking at poll results instead.

Plat just made fun of Norman. Norman isn't a member of Lynx as far as i know or do u guys have to tell us something?

But nobody can beat Bonsai:

"15-yard penalty on JSA for unsportsman-like conduct."

Great news! Only 85 remaining yards to the end zone. Time to shine for Mahomes to throw a bomb to either Tyreek or Watkins for the first score in the season. :)

CLAN LEAGUE TV BREAKING NEWS!!! NORMAN POACHED BY LYNX...SLATED TO MAKE HIS DEBUT DURING STAGE 2 AFTER COMPLETING HIS LYNX BRAINWASHING INDOCTRINATION!

I agree, let's save the drama for the middle, just like every other CL.

15-yard penalty for me but none for Platinum? Outrageous! I think this ref is biased.

In all seriousness, this thread looks really nice. Should be a fun season!

Edited 4/11/2018 14:00:33

Votes from https://www.warzone.com/Forum/297660-clan-league-predictions-competition for Division A

Odd, I am not in the line-up.