Note: As with the first post, the overview is accurate but I have taken some liberties to write a more interesting story. Not everything is 100% true.
Ambient Music to play in the background while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoHSLwOmNS8House M'Hunters:
Season 7 Results:
147 points (3rd Place)
M'House M'Hunters is a large clan filled with decent, hard working players trying to better the community as well as big personalities, (cough)
. However, One of M'House M'Hunters most prominent players is the Norman the Troll. Norman towers over his peers, twice as tall, an odour that would kill a skunk, greyish-green skin, and an ability to ignore all facts in front of him! But M'Hunters isn't a clan of trolls, but of mortal men
M'Hunters only joined Clan League in Season 7, entering with a strong lineup and a proclamation: "Division D1's promotion spot is our bitches!" But M'Hunters, ILLUMINATI, and CORP locked horns with each other and stumbled to a practical tie, only 5 points separating 2nd from 4th as House Lu Fredd stayed out of the way to claim victory. With their bravado smashed, M'Hunters was stuck in an impossible group for Season 8 with Houses ILLUMIANTI, AWF, CORP, Yin Yang, General Chou's and Olympus; what to do next? Between seasons, the pale, cold Great Expanse and oiled up Blortis were wed in the union of AWF and ILLUMINATI but the new House of Hydra remained as immoveable obstacle ranked 1 point above M'Hunters. The M'Council of M'Hunters convened with M'Grand M'Master AI as its leader. AI slunk into the chambers, his short legs shuffling on the stone floor, garbed all in black. "Hydra is a problem for M'Hunters domination of Clan League, and they must be destroyed! One way is to rank as high as possible on the ladder using any
means possible! Then...", suddenly AI is cut short when a crow flies in and hits him on the head. The crow carries a message telling the council of BR dropping out and a promotion spot becoming open. Before AI can say anything Norman is on his way to the forum.
Norman lumbered up to the Warlight forum, a beautiful building clad in dark grey granite and red marble accents, where the pale Great Expanse was arguing before the High Lord of Clan League, ChrisCMU, and the other Ministers in support of Hydra promoting. But Norman enters the room, children scream at his appearance, women faint and men rush forward with their swords and bows drawn. Norman shouts over everyone, arguing against Hydra promoting, wanting them to stay where they are. Great Expanse narrows his eyes, snarls and starts yelling back as Norman continues to shout down all that oppose him. The High Lord calls for order, striking his gavel until Minister Ollie shuts down discussion, calling shame on everyone for their behaviour! All in the room chant "SHAME! SHAME!" Alas, the promotion spot goes to House Hydra. But Norman isn't defeated, he can never be defeated!
M'Hunters M'Council convenes again, AI starts, "Norman, you know you were supposed to argue for M'Hunters to promote...." but yet again a crow flies in and hits AI on the head. AI reads the message that Lu Fredd has dropped out of Clan League and the council celebrate! HUZZAH! House M'Hunters promotes to Division C! The M'Council has successfully maneuvered into Division C and is one step closer to glory! AI smirks, saying softly "Now the war begins with Hydra." Norman roars in agreement, lifts his club and smashes the floor twice! "You killed two M'Council of M'Hunters members Norman!" AI protests but Norman is already back in the Warlight forums. M'Hunters continues its ascent in Clan League but further dropouts will affect Division C and the future of Clan League as we know it....
To be continued....