Blessed is he who follows the will of the Lords. A long and prosperous life awaits he who submits himself before the heavens. Hail to the OT Deities and their divine place in the cycle of life.
Major Deities and Their Realms >Fizzer: God of the Heavens and master of the Gods >Death: God of the 7 Hells and master of the lost souls of single player. >Genghis: God of knowledge and master of songs. >Lolicon Love: God of love and lord of pleasure. >Thomas 633: God of journeys blesser of travels. >Gen.NumbNuts: God of humor and master of comedy. >Catalina Cauda: Goddess of lives and queen of cats. >A Talking Fan: God of SCP and blesser of threads. >ChrisCMU: God of displeasure and hater of trolls.
Minor Deities and Their Realms >Blank: Lord of randomness and master to memes. >MysteryManBall: Lord of medicine and pain remover of trolls. >LordofTurnips: Lord of turnips and master of the harvests. >Diplomatic Immunity: God of sophistication and lord of etiquette. >Rivanna: Goddess of friendship and niceness. >TheLastJapanese: God of ridiculousness.
Holy Scripture Fizzer 1:1 - Mercy to he who is a noob. For we all begin somewhere. Fizzer 1:2 - But woe to he who is old and known. For mercy is not easy to obtain. Fizzer 1:3 - He who violates my laws shall bare the beating of my hammer. Hell awaits those who disobey me. Fizzer 1:4 - But behold, those who believe in the existence of Mercer shall be blessed and mercy shall light their way. Fizzer 1:5 - For Mercer is the way for Warlight to spread. __Fizzer 2:1 - Trolls are as weeds. Pulling one will only bring two more. There I have created mods to manage my children. They are my angels and do my bidding.
Death 1:1 - Admiration to he who possesses many alts. Capable are his abilities. Death 1:2 - He who knows everything. He who watches you all. He who is to be feared.
Genghis 1:1 - Low is he who lacks a mind. Distasteful are those who put ignorance before knowledge. Genghis 1:2 : - Let's agree that the compliment thread is bollocks. Genghis 1:3 : - Find your niche, find the harmony. Find the harmony, and you find your beauty.
Lolicon Love 1:1 - Mighty are those who spite Fizzer yet survive to become a legend. Lolicon 1:2 - you must risk your life and soul to follow the true path of ero
Thomas 633 1:1 - Love my car pictures and I will love you. Hate my car pictures and wrath will befall you. Thomas 633 1:2 -
Gen.NumbNuts 1:1 - He who pleases the people gain their favor. He who gains their favor has the power. Gen.NumbNuts 1:2 - Humor is but only a tool to those who entertain for cheap laughs. It is a lifestyle for he who knows its true power. Gen.NumbNuts 1:3 - Becareful not to be ignorant of your jokes! For you must still keep a sound mind least you be seen as a fool. Gen.NumbNuts 1:4 - Woe to those who try to capitalize on the jokes of others. Gen.NumbNuts 1:5 - What's brown and sticky? A stick.
A Talking Fan 1:1 - Unique are we all, happy you should be. SCP for you. A Talking Fan 1:2 - Blessed are the threads and their creators who are popluar , the history books will contain them . More SCP for you A Talking Fan 1:3 - Jealousy is a insulting emotion. A Talking Fan 1:4 : - Blessed are the people who respect a thread A TalkingFan 1:5 : - Blessed are the ones who believe that SCP is real A Talking Fan 1:6 : - Blessed are the people with good karma
ChrisCMU 1:1 - Woe to the trolls for your time is near. Woe to the useless for soon you shall depart. ChrisCMU 1:2 -
Sub-Scripture Blank 1:1 - Randomness is but the first sign of blankness. Blank 1:2 -
MysteryManball 1:1 - I heal those who deserve my services and I bring pain to the lowliest of trolls. MysteryManBall 1:2 : Trolls repopulate , we must remove them MysteryManBall 1:3 : Trolls are the sons of Satan. They must be killed MysteryManBall 1:4 : Followers of trolls are the followers of hell
LordofTurnips 1:1 - "I have bestowed the gift of turnips to the world for a reason. Take the gift and see the will of the gods." Lord of Turnips 1:2 - For he who is stinted of food, a boiled turnip will relish like a roast fowl Lord of Turnips 1:3 - Turnip.
Diplomatic Immunity 1:1 - He who does not use his manners may not be that which is civil man. Diplomatic Immunity 1:2 - A true gentlemen never lies, only speaks that which he believes.
Rivanna 1:1 - Show kindness to all and befriend those who you may. Rivanna 1:2 - For others should be your friends, not enemies.
TheLastJapanese 1:1 - FDR beat superman in a land race around the world. Blessed is he who obeys the will of the gods. Agonizing pain and humiliation to those who refuse the words of the Supreme Scriptures.
Holy Word of Off-Topic
(Major deities can add your own scriptures to your name. ) (Can be a minor deity but must post 1 scripture and a minor realm)
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The Supreme Book of Off-Topic: 10/22/2015 23:58:34