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War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 12:05:26

[Falcon]The Polish Purple Bunny 
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We have decided that it is best to eliminate Poon Squad from the face of this realm. Anybody that dislikes or hates Poon Squad are welcome to join. The Royal Falcons have declared war on Poon Squad.

I REPEAT, THE ROYAL FALCONS HAVE DECLARED WAR ON POON SQUAD.
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 12:31:10


QueefBalls
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What kind of settings do you want to use for this war? I'm thinking:

8v8
Imperium Romanum
1 day boot
Light fog
airlift and gift cards
1 starting point
neutral territories at 1
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 12:38:09


knyte 
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Which Seasonal Ladder is that template from? It seems so strategy-focused I'm surprised Clan League hasn't adopted it already.
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 13:07:47


Thomas 633
Level 56
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weak sarcasm mate...
although the template is awful.
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 13:13:43


ā™ˆ§IRIÜSā™ˆ 
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i think the clan war should be knockout style 1vs1 ^^ not like 8vs8...... and especially not light fog... 1 day boot sounds like you want people to get booted to win...
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 13:19:27


knyte 
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In any case, I'm reasonably active*. It seems like PS wants to win this by boot so the squadron has to consist of people who're not going to get booted. Hence, if the Falcons want, I can join in.

* Or unreasonably active, if you ask oljo or anyone else who realizes that CORP Strategic League is being run manually because I'm too cheap to by a WL membership.

Edited 5/22/2015 13:20:24
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 13:21:11


QueefBalls
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We don't do 1v1 because they're not as much fun as strategizing with your teammates.

As far as fog, if they don't like light fog we are also willing to do no fog.

1 day boots would be with AIs for booted players. We just want the game to move fast.
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 13:26:49


ā™ˆ§IRIÜSā™ˆ 
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1 day boot and strategizing with teammates in 8vs8 scenario, i sense something weird....

Edited 5/22/2015 13:27:04
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 13:29:00


QueefBalls
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What's weird? That some of us play this game with friends for fun? And that we don't like games to take forever?
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 13:37:35


Golden Angle
Level 43
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I like the poon squad.
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 13:39:30

(retired)
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That's the way the Poon Squad plays, 1 day boot this is the guarantee that you can win any game without any strategic talent, you just need to be active, CORP joined once one of their tournaments, and it was the same thing: 1 day boot, but obviously our members were booted as some do not play each days, hence the Poon Squad won, but that does not prove your value in strategic games at all.
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 13:41:52


Genghis 
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Dude do 2v2 or 3v3 if you want to strategize. 8v8 is completely unstrategic, especially in a map small as imperium romanum.

I think falcons should make the template terms, perhaps with some professional assistance.
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 13:48:11


QueefBalls
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8v8 is non-negotiable. Especially if we're talking about a clan war. We don't feel a smaller game would be representative of an entire clan.

Again, we're not trying to win by boot hence AIs. We just don't want this to drag out and take like a month. If you can't get players to play once a day, they obviously don't care about your clan.
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 13:53:59


knyte 
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Look, guys, these people have literally no skill at this game. Let's just get active players with reasonable strategic ability and crush them on their own turf and shitty template.
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 13:55:30


The Lone Wolf
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The Falcons will be crushed Poon Squad I will gather my allys against the Falcons
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 13:57:17


knyte 
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Sweet. I was hoping TLW would join this game.

Hey, QueefBalls, here's my suggestion for the terms: if you guys lose, you have to give The Lone Wolf manager rights in your clan. Deal?
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 14:02:31


QueefBalls
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We only give manager rights to people we know in real life. If more clans adopted a similar policy they wouldn't get hijacked all the time
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 14:06:10


The Lone Wolf
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You said it QB
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 14:10:48


[EIC] Cade
Level 45
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knyte we would love your assistance in this issue.
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 14:12:40


knyte 
Level 58
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Alright, I'm in. Let's show Poon Squad what a clan that actually trusts all of its members is capable of!
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 14:15:45


QueefBalls
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Knyte you're not even in the falcons
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 14:23:08


knyte 
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This isn't Falcons vs. Poon Squad.
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 14:27:15


The Lone Wolf
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I am now un allied to anyone I wish you all farewell. u may see but if u do it will be a rare sighting.
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 14:27:17


QueefBalls
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Falcons are the only ones who have declared war
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 14:28:40

[Falcon] Major General Ghandi
Level 38
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Lets do a tournament falcons vs poon
3 in a team
10 teams
Map-crusaders
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 14:29:47


QueefBalls
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8v8 or nothing
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 14:39:14


Pooncrew 
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So everyone in CORP has manager rights?
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 14:43:45

DanWL 
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Team games don't require as much skill. You should use strat 1v1 or strat 1v1 with 0% luck mod for more strategy.
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 14:46:31


QueefBalls
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They require just as much skill. Just slightly different skills. Also they're more fun.
War on Poon Squad: 5/22/2015 14:48:02


knyte 
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Nope. But we've historically placed a lot of trust in our members despite the WL Clan management system being implemented so poorly. It's a shame that people like yours take advantage of that, isn't it? We've had to scale down to just a few people and increase our recruitment restrictions.

We weren't the first clan to be hijacked, and we won't be the last. There is absolutely no way to keep it from happening, and I'd rather not have it blamed on clan management than limited resources WL developers seem to have.


At the end of the day, I'm willing to beat Poon Squad on that 8v8 template, but that's not me acting on behalf of CORP in any capacity. If Falcons wants to join forces with me, they're more than welcome to.

Edited 5/22/2015 14:49:10
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