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Clan: The Poon Squad

Number of members: 32
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Tagline: Keep Calm and Poon On
Created: 2/9/2015

Bio: This is the Poon Squad. We are a clan that just likes to have fun and make some jokes. No racism, no homophobia, no problems right? We are looking for recruits that want to be active within the clan, nothing sexual. If you're interested in joining the clan message Pooncrew, Jamrod, or Queefballs. Again, nothing sexual.

Requirements:
1. Be active. Any player who goes inactive without prior notice is eligible to be removed.
2. You must be Level 10 or higher.
3. You must not have been booted in your last 100 games.
4. You must have a good sense of humor.

Clan games:
1. We mostly play multi-day team games. If your main focus is real time games, this probably isn't the clan for you.

2. We have an internal 1v1 promotion/relegation league that is mandatory for all members.

3. Members should expect periodic invites to games with other clan members, as well as frequent invites to tournaments. Tournaments are optional, but players should not decline clan games without prior notice.

4. We like to make Warlight fun, and what's more fun than making a funny name for your game? For instance on a United States map, we put "United We Poon" or "From Queef to Shining Queef." These are funny and a lot more entertaining than, Fred's Warlight Game.

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THE BROTHERHOOD CLAN
THE CLAM CLAN
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CandyCaned Billboard Model
SilentService Margaret McPoyle
Chimmy Cultivated Mass
jamrod Jam Fixer
Vanlock Oil Man
Pooncrew President/Brains
Scotiabrutus Beefcake
Andresso Ernesto
Jesse906 Pecan Sandy
Naigel Piping Hot Spaghetti
lankyloo Fatty Magoo
IvarBlodøks Jan
QueefBalls President/Wildcard
Coccho Jack Stanford
Tor Hammerløs Golden God
ToroLoco ॐ Kind Bud
Fiver ! Hugh Honey
skunk940 The First Smell
Ack The Implication
InTheDangerZone Project Badass
Wykeez Shadynasty
dragon26232 Family Fight
Harbo[DK] Gorilla Mask
kp1087 Range Rover
Krek Ringworm
Swagnum The Muscle
klem Snapper Bozo
ManoloElCerdo Cosmopolitan
TerrorOfDaNight Night Man
Jizzmo Poppins
DingleberryJones Wolf Hair
fartsequel Low Brow