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Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-16 19:24:02


UnFairerOrb76 
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I’m making a troll mod, and part of it involves “sponsored” messages. I’ve already written down some but I want the community to give some inspiration

Rules:
Doesn’t break TOS
Cannot advert clans
Text input only (text faces don’t work either)
Edit: Try to keep it short and sweet

Context/setting
Set in 2069 where warzone is the biggest game in the world (this mod will have more in-depth lore than this don’t worry)

E.G.
Breaking news: Rick Ashley’s body was stolen by cultists from the cemetery today, body snatchers post video stating that they “are never gonna give him up”

or (you can have multiple messages that relate if you want, tho it may not be in order)
Police provide public statement on latest abduction of Rick Ashley’s body: “we promise to never let you down in our hunt for the thief”

or
Docu-series: the tragedy of clan league 42 has released today with critics saying it’s an instant horror classic

Edited 1/16/2023 20:13:22
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-16 19:25:01


UnFairerOrb76 
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I’m planning a lot so there is variety so more the merrier :)
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-16 19:28:12


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Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-16 19:46:26


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Help Wanted: Participant in cut-throat competition involving deceit, betrayal, and a BOX! Aliens welcome. Humans need not apply.
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-16 19:52:04


UnFairerOrb76 
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Love the reference Z :)
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-16 20:10:51


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Take a free tour. See all the features and amusements.
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- Close Quarters Combat - 10 Minute Course
- Family Romper Room - Clubs and Mace Optional
- High Velocity Food Fights with Slingshots
- Sniper Course - Take the 2 Mile Challenge
- Battle Tank Range - 30 Minute Course
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Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-16 20:12:45


UnFairerOrb76 
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I’m gonna need to add a limit as that may cross it,

Love it tho

Edited 1/16/2023 20:12:56
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-16 20:50:50


JK_3 
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what kind of limit? minimal of 30 deaths per ad?
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-16 20:52:10


UnFairerOrb76 
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Added it in restrictions jk if u can read,
As long as it’s short and sweet, 4 lines would probably be the limit
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-16 21:02:41


Bring * back! ⌛sucks! 
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Nigerian prince needs help getting inheritance back. Mail me for more info: musaibrahim@Warzone.com

New chest enlargement pills!!! More info at myplacebo.Warzone.com

Why Warzone was almost a fizzer. Today, at 20:00, only at warlight news.

Breaking news! Activision suit finally finished. Call of Duty: Warlight renames back to Call of Duty: Warzone.

Lionheart - who was this mapmaking furry? This and more at ZoneWar weekly.
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-16 22:14:35


(ง︡'-'︠)ง let's fight!! 
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Grover
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-16 22:20:15


(ง︡'-'︠)ง let's fight!! 
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Text emoticons dont work.... (ง︡'-'︠)ง let's fight!! very sad :(
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-17 07:15:35


UnFairerOrb76 
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@lf :')

@k i see youve found my nigerian prince one :). never thought about having hot singles in your area tho
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-17 09:28:04


Bring * back! ⌛sucks! 
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Zonop tries to revive CL after the Let's Fight fiasco. Will she succeed? This and more at ZoneWar weekly.

Discombobulator's blockade - did Timinator use it first? This and more at ZoneWar weekly.

After dominating the Multi-day ladder for two years straight, Um$troke went Farah. This and more at ZoneWar weekly.

Blitz - the story of the longest continuously recruiting clan in history. This and more at ZoneWar weekly.

Letting everybody know, that Rachel (+1-202-555-0121) is a bloody harlot! I am divorcing you scoundrel!1!1!1!!

Letting everybody know, that Michal (+1-202-555-0165) is a fat idiot. Best night of my life!


Edited 1/17/2023 09:39:24
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-17 11:12:38


UnFairerOrb76 
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Fancy dot's appear all over western hemisphere, scientists are baffled!
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-17 11:16:14

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Sponsored by UFO: Use this mod now!


(sponsor itself pls @UFO)

Edited 1/17/2023 11:16:46
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-17 11:18:17


UnFairerOrb76 
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Warzone: 2069, created and sponsored by a flying UFO!

Edited 1/17/2023 11:18:34
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-17 11:27:53


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Latest study shows that 86% of office hours are spent playing Warzone instead of working.
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-17 11:37:16


UnFairerOrb76 
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new calendar explodes into popularity, years are now marked as BW (Before Warzone) and AW (After Warzone), 0AW set to be what was once 2020
Sponsored messages/adverts (give ideas): 2023-01-17 18:00:32


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Breaking news: a new study finds that 95% of people will believe "facts" if you claim it is a new study.

Edited 1/17/2023 18:00:41
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