I’m making a troll mod, and part of it involves “sponsored” messages. I’ve already written down some but I want the community to give some inspiration

Rules:
Doesn’t break TOS
Cannot advert clans
Text input only (text faces don’t work either)
Edit: Try to keep it short and sweet

Context/setting
Set in 2069 where warzone is the biggest game in the world (this mod will have more in-depth lore than this don’t worry)

E.G.
Breaking news: Rick Ashley’s body was stolen by cultists from the cemetery today, body snatchers post video stating that they “are never gonna give him up”

or (you can have multiple messages that relate if you want, tho it may not be in order)
Police provide public statement on latest abduction of Rick Ashley’s body: “we promise to never let you down in our hunt for the thief”

or
Docu-series: the tragedy of clan league 42 has released today with critics saying it’s an instant horror classic

Edited 1/16/2023 20:13:22

I’m planning a lot so there is variety so more the merrier :)

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I’m gonna need to add a limit as that may cross it,

Love it tho

Edited 1/16/2023 20:12:56

what kind of limit? minimal of 30 deaths per ad?

Added it in restrictions jk if u can read,
As long as it’s short and sweet, 4 lines would probably be the limit

Nigerian prince needs help getting inheritance back. Mail me for more info: musaibrahim@Warzone.com

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Why Warzone was almost a fizzer. Today, at 20:00, only at warlight news.

Breaking news! Activision suit finally finished. Call of Duty: Warlight renames back to Call of Duty: Warzone.

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Grover

Text emoticons dont work.... (ง︡'-'︠)ง let's fight!! very sad :(

@lf :')

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Edited 1/17/2023 09:39:24

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Edited 1/17/2023 11:16:46

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Edited 1/17/2023 11:18:34

Latest study shows that 86% of office hours are spent playing Warzone instead of working.

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Edited 1/17/2023 18:00:41