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I have updated up to this point!

number of ads: 64 (a full stack!)

Edited 2023-02-06 14:11:56

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
-WarJokes - jokes so dark, American cops would shoot them

Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
-WarJokes - jokes so dark, American cops would shoot them

I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
-WarJokes - jokes so dark, American cops would shoot them

Dark Humour is like food - not everybody gets it.
-WarJokes - jokes so dark, American cops would shoot them

How do you call a blonde which lost 95% of her intelligence?
A widow.
-WarJokes - jokes so dark, American cops would shoot them

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure - a lovely saying, but a terrible way to find out you’re adopted.
-WarJokes - jokes so dark, American cops would shoot them

Edited 2023-02-06 14:34:21

all of these are good apart from the first joke, that may break the tos

Honestly that WarJokes slogan is funnier than any of the actual jokes

It's funny because it's true.

Get two jokes in one advert! What a treat!

Edit: Updated to here!

Edited 2023-02-08 08:19:53