A man was admitted to the hospital with 25 toy horses shoved up his rectum. Doctors described his condition as stable.

Doctor was too busy with CW to even visit the patient.
Diagnosis considered questionable.

Edited 1/17/2023 20:35:55

***HOT BREAKING NEWS***

TR-8R EXPOSES COMPANY WIDE CORRUPTION

Details on Warzone News at 6.

Tune in to your local WNWZ for all the latest breaking news. News that you care about. WNWZ Channel 8.

Edited 1/17/2023 21:35:21

Interview with Fizzer - the creator of Warzone and the first person to be uploaded to AI. This and more at ZoneWar weekly.

New update - minus one army must stand guard. What does it mean to the community? This and more at ZoneWar weekly.

Who was Pig Benis and why so many accounts are named after him? This and more at ZoneWar weekly.

Youtube bans Warzone streaming. Streamers move to Cornhub. This and more at ZoneWar weekly.

Breaking news! Riots at Finnish-Chinese borders.

Edited 1/18/2023 13:29:26

lmao i want the lore on how finland and china suddenly managed to border one another

War on Ukraine after 47 years finally resolved? Country leaders agree to play "guiroma" for contested areas. This and more at ZoneWar weekly.

World Health Organisation finds torture by Siege LD as cruel and inhuman. This and more at ZoneWar weekly.

MASTERS clan - from elite to "newbie boot camp". Unique interview with the clan leadership. This and more at ZoneWar weekly.

Warzone and derivative - part IV of Warzone and math. This and more at ZoneWar weekly.

Edited 1/18/2023 17:42:09

i have another "lore" part of the mod that im not divulging here but the one of the ideas is that world leaders used wz for world conquest instead

Want to win this game?
Give 1000 coins to JK_3 and get nothing!
You dont think it an amazing deal?
That's why you're losing my friend..

right ive finally implemented the code, so im now writing down all these wonderful advertisements to go in it

34 adverts from the community, i wasnt expecting so much :). thx all,


keep the ideas coming tho, as i will add as they come

Clan League XXIII: peepee poo MASTERs absorbed by 10ONE!st. Can Python ever win Clan League?

**BREAKING** UnFair Orb who promised to sell adverts never sold them, investors outraged!

**Breaking Breaking news** JK_3 shot dead by UFO, claims self defense
this mod is an april fools mod, cant u read the date!

Also btw this is not the only thing I have planned for this mod, its gonna have a battlepass, a shop, everything!

And guess what @JK_3 we will be selling premium green

Scandal: mod is no Modder. Does he has to rename?

ZoneWar and the Riemann hypothesis: are strategies linked to position of zeros?

Breaking news: 2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2

Person wakes up from coma, plays a Wasteland Earth 1 Small, then asks his opponent whether the Riemann hypothesis has been solved

Shop: Pi sells Totally Real Proof of the Lindelof Hypothesis for 31415 coins! Come buy now! Comes free with Premium Pumpkin Pie colour! (Not color!)

Powerup: Game Tree Solved, Badly: Get the AI to play for you, like Autopilot, but for free! Only 5900 coins! Buy now! Definitely cheaper than a LTM! (1 Review by Muffin the Cat: "I don't know how to solve a game tree badly, but sure.")

Edited 2/2/2023 12:17:09

Fizzer: Fizzer fizzers Fizzer's Fizzerpicks to fizzer Fizzer's Flunky Fizzers

silence is golden and speech is silver:

Edited 2/2/2023 12:13:31

Come home son, your mum misses you.

Probing victim blames UFO

UFO identifies as Identified Flying Object

Breaking news: UFO fallen out of the sky

Top story: Warzone denies allegations of banning those worshiping Activision, counter claim sent

Coming soon: Warzone VR - bringing the full experience of war to you

Experience WW3 allover again in the WZ Classic app under Open Games

Edited 2/3/2023 01:31:05