I know it's my destiny!

if I may interject, mind singing the pokémon theme song with the proper accent aigu?

Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend, In a world we must defend!

this is the closest im going to come lol https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=26435745

How much are you paying?

If the salary is high enough ill consider it.

No salary, each player has to pay me 1000 chocolate coins for every game lost in clan wars

No ladder manipulation/stalling.

Here is my application:
https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=26668441

Scrooge is right :( I have already had to pay him 13000 chocolate coins this Clan Wars, he's gotten very fat.

@Ercole that's no ladder ;) I expect you to win the tournament and then reapply :P

Just wanted to boost my application by adding that I too am a master (haha!) at sharing my games with others while they're ongoing, as well as a master at getting caught! Double bingo!

-> https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=12296636

Feels like we're a match made in heaven :)

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You're a fun guy

What if you're already a master? :D

Don't worry about hypotheticals, since you're not a master, in any sense of the word.

Viking for me is a Master

MASTER Clan isn't quite a fit for Viking because the "Grand" is missing in their name :)

Grand Master Clan.... Ahhh, I like it

I read the thread, and wow, you guys sound like a bunch of unpleasant pricks, Johnny Silverhand in particular.

You realize you can be good at a game and not be a total ass about it right? It's really not a good look. I fail to see why any reasonable person would want to join a clan that so publicly acts this arrogantly and rudely to other people. If you can't see a problem in your actions, you've been spending far too much time being toxic over warzone, and far too little person being a decent person in real life.

Well said

https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=26665124

I beat Master Arrow, I think that warrants at least an invite. I won't accept it though, I'll keep it in my trophy collection next to my win against hotarian

Well said Sanmu. The clan has to be way more friendly and way less toxic.

Agreed! Stop being so arrogant.