Think about it, have you ever met a Norwegian irl? Most likely not, because it is common knowledge that there are only like 5 actual Norwegians in the world. So what are the odds that more than one play Warzone. Extremely unlikely.
Now onto my next piece of evidence. All Norwegians on here appear to be obsessed with the acronym CIF. The CIF thread is filled with Norwegian language and humour. It’s pretty clear it’s just one guy with a bunch of alts talking to himself.
Next I ask you: Norwegians are crazed maniacs who spend all of their time in the wilderness, so why would so many choose to waste away on this pointless game? They are much too smart for that.
So smart in fact, that when they do play they are always really good. I have never met a bad Norwegian on Warzone, except for TPT but tbh I think he’s just a decoy alt to make it look like they are different people. Nobody can really be THAT bad.
Now you ask me, well Orannis if this Norwegian guy is so good at Warzone then why doesn’t he win that country competition thing with all of his alts? Well it’s obviously because he’s usually too busy eating Lutefisk while skiing and thanking god that he isn’t Swedish.
I rest my case. Feel free to try and rebut me but I think that would be a losing fight.
Conspiracy: Norwegians on WZ are the same person: 2/25/2021 02:51:43
I am personally offended by this cheap party trick... Cast your gaze upon this 7 sided purple die that I am holding in my right hand, and follow it's fated motion as I cast it on to the red marble tray, perpendicular to the crystal ball on the wooden coffee table in the corner, by the dim lamp emitting just enough light to barely make out the numbers 6, 6 and 6 on but one of its faces as it slides gently but intently off the chalk white rubber glove...
Conspiracy: Norwegians on WZ are the same person: 3/1/2021 03:54:22