Think about it, have you ever met a Norwegian irl? Most likely not, because it is common knowledge that there are only like 5 actual Norwegians in the world. So what are the odds that more than one play Warzone. Extremely unlikely.

Now onto my next piece of evidence. All Norwegians on here appear to be obsessed with the acronym CIF. The CIF thread is filled with Norwegian language and humour. It’s pretty clear it’s just one guy with a bunch of alts talking to himself.

Next I ask you: Norwegians are crazed maniacs who spend all of their time in the wilderness, so why would so many choose to waste away on this pointless game? They are much too smart for that.

So smart in fact, that when they do play they are always really good. I have never met a bad Norwegian on Warzone, except for TPT but tbh I think he’s just a decoy alt to make it look like they are different people. Nobody can really be THAT bad.

Now you ask me, well Orannis if this Norwegian guy is so good at Warzone then why doesn’t he win that country competition thing with all of his alts? Well it’s obviously because he’s usually too busy eating Lutefisk while skiing and thanking god that he isn’t Swedish.

I rest my case. Feel free to try and rebut me but I think that would be a losing fight.

Also, the Swedish raffle gods will smite me for that line about Sweden but so be it. I am a speaker of the truth and I cower to no one!

Norway is a landmass invented by the Nazis to have white people with blue eyes and blond hair

Orannis, I sincerely thank you for that gold nugget.

Edited 2/25/2021 07:51:43

Norwegian humor is not something I expected to see :D

Oh well :P

There are 1 actual Norwegian (Holy Atholas ConTurret)

https://gyazo.com/ebcdf34c349d6b42a1c6a75fbf256576 confirmation from a Norwegian :O

https://gyazo.com/ddadb0c4ed681b3a517fdd8191f89481 an unforeseen development... innocent Spanish local leaks that Legolas may be using mind control rather than owning gazillions of alts! I must investigate.

Legolas won't let you investigate, because you can't handle the truth!

I was going to post #CIF, but this is in Off-topic so it would be a fake #CIF

Lmao thanks for a good chuckle, but alas, I am really THAT BAD. I'm a BAD BAD boy and I'll never rat myself out by confessing to this nonsense 😈

I am personally offended by this cheap party trick... Cast your gaze upon this 7 sided purple die that I am holding in my right hand, and follow it's fated motion as I cast it on to the red marble tray, perpendicular to the crystal ball on the wooden coffee table in the corner, by the dim lamp emitting just enough light to barely make out the numbers 6, 6 and 6 on but one of its faces as it slides gently but intently off the chalk white rubber glove...

*misdirection intensifies*

norway doesn’t even exist

According to Georgia? The place so fictitious they forgot about it and wrote it in twice? Give me/us a break

Plenty of Norwegians like me are really THAT bad at the game, your crazy Orannis

P.S. thanks for reminding me of my own failure :,(