I fire Hi for hiring Grover.

I fire Georg for killing the extra e in george

I hire Hi and bestow him with the job title "Defender of Letters esq."

I hire Grover into the hiring job title

I fire Hi for insulting my German spelling.

I fire Georg because it was a joke

I hire Hi because I thought his joke was funny too

I hire Grove for getting the joke

I hire {N.W.} Hi for being so nice to a fellow Grover

I fire Darth Grover for not firing Hi for misspelling my name

I fire Grover because Grove was a part of the Georg joke that I made because I took a letter off

I hire Hi to make him Hi-red.

I hire Lichtensteine because he'd probably also be offended by Hi's jokes

I hire Grover I. because he's level 6. My favorite number is 6.

I hire Georg Friedrich Ferdinand, Prinz von Preußen because of his funny tagline.

I hire Shredtail because Yansaxengówÿœœœœæœźö'kùgggggißwąqt'a'a'ř'yoxñɠøqüarboiõwhyyyyycáboãŋggʁggɠggəoooõiirIIpæjajarrjarbünfeuksiyomłéłamomosśhonoqeoźuork'nnna'agarokuunotrısyuvmíwçokey-semyteuěcšhhħiőqtgöpćoinwpęntswaphôòqqnyiaţłaprintõrlepiЮkiЮiiЮtwsooéusorugaø7ahahogilolooqzertyqqurraxorææ-s-w-a-hhə-o-okbamobbb'nagøʁfɛcgeʍtomñokk'twowwowinnstyrwyruwa

I fire Hi so I can give his job to Shredtail

I hire Shredtail for no reason

I fire OF for breaking the forum thread rules but I don’t really care right now

I fire {N.W.} Hi for not being committed to the game