I hire myself because I am who I am, and I want to help myself.

"unemployed" and "self employed", I see no difference between them

I fire Rick Sanchez for not getting it

I fire Player25253 for posting twice in a row.

I hire JK_3 for proactively jumping back several posts to fire Player25253

I fire both Darth Grover and JK_3 for being idiots and jumping several posts when it says that you can hire or fire only the last person to post
And yes, I'm being hypocritical, but who cares

I hire Player25253 because at least he is trying

I hire Player25253 for sticking to the rules (the same rules im breaking again with this post. lol)

I fire JK_3 for effectively hiring Player25253 twice

I fire Grover for playing by the rules too much

I hire JK_3 for being detail oriented

I hire myself for reminding everyone that this thread is relevant.

I fire Grover for effectively hiring Grover

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I hire JK_3 for following an unlisted and unofficial rule that you can't hire or fire yourself

I fire Player25253 for not paying attention when he read the rules

I fire Grover for being Grover..

I hire neverdenerd for being an excellent judge of character

I hire Grover for being an excellent judge of excellent character judges

I fire JK_3 for redundancy

I hire Player25253 as the new head of the Department of Recognizing Redundancy Department