I fire Grover for laying off Alien, Star Wars is very confusing, you cant blame him....

Hire JK_3

I fire Egor for not playing the game

I hire Grover for firing people that cba to write a sentence.

I hire JK_3 for making me laugh

hang or fire?

Hangfire

I fire berdan for not playing the game right

I hire JK_3 for continuing to ensure the sanctity of this thread

I hire Grover for hiring JK_3

I hire Alien out of self interest

Congratulations. You're all on one weeks paid leave.

I hire hangfire for giving me a one week paid leave

I fire Alien for firing his boss

I fire JK_3 for not knowing the difference between firing and hiring

(I feel like this reason sounds familiar)

I hire Grover for using correct grammar

I hire Alien for recognizing the importance of grammar

I fire JK_3 because I had a lousy day

I fire Darth Grover for firing JK_3 over a personal issue that had nothing to do with JK_3

I hire Alien for protecting my rights

I hire JK_3 because I realize my mistake