I hire Liech for quietly sticking to his ideals

I fire Grover Incognito for being a bad copy

Fire Darth Grover I do

An agent of evil he is

Hire myself I do

for keeping this thread going

I hire Groda for doing an admirable job of keeping the thread alive

I hire Hi for showing appreciation to a fellow Grover

I fire Darth Grover for suspicious activity (3 accounts? What the fuck?)

I hire Player25253 for his mastery of deduction. It takes a true sleuth to pick out such details as the other two Grovers just being me in disguise.

Edited 2/13/2021 06:15:37

I fire Darth Grover for hiring Player25253. There is nothing suspicious about three furry blue monsters harmlessly posting on the OT forum

I fire Grover Incognito for missing the point. 3 accounts based on the same person posting on the same forum is quite suspicious.

Fire Player25253 I do

Suspicion leads to anger

Anger leads to hate

Hate leads to suffering

Edited 2/13/2021 20:15:08

Fire Groda for being weird as hell

I hire knyte for really understanding thematic consistency

Edited 2/14/2021 06:25:15

I fire Grover Incognito. Case in point: This...

Message Order: Player25253 -> Darth Grover -> Grover Incognito -> Player25253 -> Groda -> knyte -> Grover Incognito

...is an example of this:

"3 accounts based on the same person posting on the same forum is quite suspicious."

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No, Knyte, you're not immune from this either.

Edited 2/15/2021 01:34:29

I fire Player25253 for making a misleading accusation against knyte. (I don't double-post using alts. If anything, the way I use alts on this thread handicaps me a bit since it's harder for me to get 3 hire's in a row on 1 account. I just post on this thread using whatever alt I'm on when I see it.)

FWIW I don't make the least bit of effort to hide my alts. They're all linked from each of their profiles (https://bit.ly/knyte).

Edited 2/15/2021 02:42:30

I fire boxfaec for falsely accusing me of accusing Knyte. I didn't say I was accusing Knyte, just that he isn't immune to this either.

Fire Player25253 I do

For being Grover's only secret alt

I fire Groda for reminding everyone how bad our cover is

I hire Grover Incognito for reminding them of their bad cover.

Seriously, no. I'm not an alternate account, okay?

Edited 2/17/2021 01:08:31

I hire Player25253 for being better at a cover story than his 3 Grover accounts.