I fire Hi and hire Cata Cauda to Stating Obvious Facts Like They Are Novel Inc

I fire Grover Incognito for blowing our cover

I fire Darth Grover for thinking that it wasn't obvious. Like duh, dude

I accidentally hit a vote button.
I fire Grover I. for being so many Grovers.

I fire Grover because they have no cover

I fire Hi for claiming to be human, while clearly being a bird.

I fire Cata Cauda for thinking I’m a bird

I hire Hi because he has lasted through me banning him so much

I hire Lichtensteiner for pretending to be an imaginary country.

I fire Cata Cauda for always making me think his name is Cata Claudia

I fire Darth Grover for getting almost killed by Obi-wan Elmo

I hire Hi into the Expert Firing Department for doing excellent work in firing Grover.

I hire Georg into the firing co

(Co ceo of firing co)

I fire Hi for firing Grover a few posts back hen he should have been firing Georg

I fire Grover because it's my job.

I hire Georg into the firing Grover department

I send Georg a competing offer because I want to work with someone who can predict the future retroactively.

I fire Hi because I just realized that Geese poop on office floors

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I fire Grover because ducks poop on office floors and not geese

I fire hi because he didn’t go to Liechtenstein in the past 396692 seconds