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Superpower side effect: 10/21/2020 22:06:29


Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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RULES
Say a superpower, and the next person to respond can choose a side effect. If you respond to your own comment it is added to the next person’s side effect

I’ll go first

Invisibility
Superpower side effect: 10/21/2020 22:54:47


kyng
Level 17
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Blindness; if you're invisible, your eyes can't intercept and capture light, so sight won't function (https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-problem-with-invisibility-is-the-blindness).
Being able to study while sleeping (stolen from /r/godtiersuperpowers)
Superpower side effect: 10/22/2020 12:39:10


Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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But once you start studying you can’t ever stop

The ability to speak any language I want at any time
Superpower side effect: 10/22/2020 13:08:05


waffle
Level 57
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However you always speak with a Russian accent

The ability to travel in time
Superpower side effect: 10/22/2020 15:52:24

Z
Level 60
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You can only travel one direction.

Ability to teleport.
Superpower side effect: 10/22/2020 16:47:16


knyte 
Level 58
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You have no control over where you teleport to and are most likely going to freeze and die in the void of space.
You can walk through walls.
Superpower side effect: 10/22/2020 17:43:36


TungstenTrex
Level 49
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But it happens involuntarily whenever you talk with women; You fall through the floor.

Power to revive the dead
Superpower side effect: 10/22/2020 18:08:55


waffle wide web
Level 47
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At the cost of your own life.

Power to see through clothes
Superpower side effect: 10/22/2020 21:01:43


TungstenTrex
Level 49
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But breasts and privates are blurred, excluding men.

Power to eat anything imaginable
Superpower side effect: 10/22/2020 21:13:56


waffle wide web
Level 47
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But it stays in your body forever and you don't need (and can't) go to the toilet, you only get fatter and fatter with every thing you eat

Flying

Edited 10/22/2020 21:14:14
Superpower side effect: 10/22/2020 21:18:30

Z
Level 60
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You can never descend.

Mind control
Superpower side effect: 10/22/2020 21:18:45


Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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But only at 2:37:10 in the morning

The ability to control the speed of anything
Superpower side effect: 10/22/2020 22:35:12


l4v.r0v
Level 40
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Time moves faster or slower for whatever you control the speed of, to compensate. Net change is unnoticeable.
Perfect gaydar
Superpower side effect: 10/22/2020 23:08:46


waffle
Level 57
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But as you read others' sexuality, you become the same sexuality

Ability to excel in every form of art more than anyone ever before

Edited 10/22/2020 23:09:26
Superpower side effect: 10/22/2020 23:23:06

Z
Level 60
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No one appreciates it

Able to summon tacos at will
Superpower side effect: 10/22/2020 23:42:09


Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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But they go straight into your left ear

The ability to make anything disappear
Superpower side effect: 10/23/2020 00:08:07

Player25253
Level 27
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But they reappear after 3 seconds

The ability to respond to my own comment
Superpower side effect: 10/23/2020 00:08:34

Player25253
Level 27
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Except you can't choose a superpower

Telekinesis
Superpower side effect: 10/23/2020 00:20:42


l4v.r0v
Level 40
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You get a nosebleed whenever you use your power, and you die of blood loss after 3 seconds
Love Sausage (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu-YPClimZE)
Superpower side effect: 10/23/2020 00:28:38


OvertForeigner
Level 56
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Things will reappear in your stomach (EDIT: I was responding to @Liechtensteiner)

Predicting with 100% accuracy your opponent's moves for the next turn

Edited 10/23/2020 00:29:16
Superpower side effect: 10/23/2020 00:45:13

Orannis
Level 57
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Except they know your moves as well.

Ability to hop into people’s bodies and control them.

Edited 10/23/2020 14:53:53
- downvoted post by Жұқтыру
Superpower side effect: 10/23/2020 01:08:28


Liechtensteiner
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They don’t lose control of themselves either

The ability to cut anything perfectly
Superpower side effect: 10/23/2020 01:11:53


Liechtensteiner
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(Please downvote the post 2 above this one, it doesn’t make sense)
Superpower side effect: 10/23/2020 01:36:24


berdan131
Level 59
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Side effect: being fun at parties

Flexible spine --> being able to put your head all the way down ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Superpower side effect: 10/23/2020 01:47:54

Name 
Level 56
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You are unable to use your legs

Can breath underwater
Superpower side effect: 10/23/2020 02:08:46


Liechtensteiner
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Can’t breathe out of water

The ability to make everyone agree with you
Superpower side effect: 10/23/2020 02:15:03


berdan131
Level 59
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Side effect: world domination

Having a twisted sense of humor
Superpower side effect: 10/23/2020 14:58:18

Orannis
Level 57
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(the side effect shouldn't be positive @berdan)

except you have to blurt out everything you find funny

the ability to control the viscosity of ketchup
Superpower side effect: 10/23/2020 15:48:17


Liechtensteiner
Level 60
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But only to make it less viscous

The ability to summon any animal at will
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