This took place in Memmingen, who unfortunately was at war with Augsburg. Each side managed to amass 19 thousand troops, but Ulm with 20 thousand intervened, so Augsburg won. Memmingen had to give 21 ducats' worth to Augsburg* and 22 to Ulm.
(Sorry, mispelled it as Augsbrug)

Edited 9/19/2020 03:37:02

Summary: A 14 year old king had 2 bodyguards protecting the king when 3 prisoners escape the prison, which have 9 lives and youngest is 16. King, dealing with the 4 year old war, hired 5 homesexuals prisoners to hunt the 3 prisoners. With the 5 homosexuals and 8 guards work together to bring the prisoners back, although the war has taken a toll of 7 people. Since then, the king’s advisors has grown from 7 to 12. The prisoners begged for mercy as they were under 17 decimeters of brick followed by 10 meters of dirt, trapping them for 11 years. This costed the king 13 million dollars that lasted 15 years. Nearby buildings casted 18 hours of shadow in the pit site, which prompted a search team

23 years later, Augsbrug freed the cat prisoners and overrun the kingdom, killing and destroyed almost everything and everyone but the king.

This only took him 24 minutes because all the cat prisoners had gone through 25 generations and there were many more of them.

So 26 years later the cats spread across the kingdom and established 27 small cat kingdoms inside

28 ships full of dog pirates showed up at the shores of each cat kingdom, demanding 29 chests full of bones.

The dogs increased the number of kingdoms to 30 after getting their bones, setting up some of their own. On the 31st of March, they started warring against neighboring cat kingdoms, with only 32 dogs in the armies of each kingdom. This went on and on, until there were just a few left. The dogs now amassed 33 square kilometers; but the few remaining Cat Kingdoms had 34 (yes, they were big) and had 35 cats ready to fight. 36 dogs fiercely fought the remaining Cat Kingdoms; they lost (wow.) and therefore the Cats win. The Cats now adventure to the Sheep Archipelago, with 37 islands. (wow, this is long)

Edited 9/19/2020 03:40:57

...eh, would you like a continuation?

There were 38 sheep islands with 39 sheep kingdoms, those kingdoms explored 40 acres of new land to the east, and found 41 chests of gold bars, 42 chests of diamonds, 43 chests of weaponry, and other assorted items. Then, 44 hours after the 45 ships got home, 46 ships sailed to the island of the 47 purple sheep. And the pigs got to the island, they jumped out and attacked with 48 pigs on each! The 49 villages across the sheep islands were terrified when they read The Daily 50 Wools. The sheep, however, had a superior navy with 51 ships and 52 sheep on each of them, they had a great battle, and the sheep won. This was only the beginning though, as the 53 pigates (khanates but pigs) planned their revenge...

Animal Farm turned gay and eventually the neighbouring city took over as they never figured out why no offspring were produced spraying, uhm the wrong harbour, lolz

Bruh

Shall we vote to not make that a part of the story?

Yes.

Yea it doesn’t fit well

Now continue this story, I'm excited for more humor.

As for the Germans... 54 hours later, a guy called "Hitler Adolf" became president, and mobilized the entire army within 55 hours, which is 56 regiments. Yes. Then 57 hours later, Germany invaded Switzerland, but despite a numerical disadvantage (58 thousand vs 59 thousand), Germany still wins and annexes Zurich as well as St. Gall.

Edited 9/30/2020 05:56:58

And the Czechoslovakia invaded Bavaria for its 60 free caches and income of 61, but then Poland invaded the 62 German states! (After they split) and they invaded the states with 63 divisions with 64 troops each, and then the 65 Polish kingdoms annexed the 67 German states (they split more) and unified the still splitting 68 states into a unified Polish kingdom, and each state had to pay 69 thousand dollars a year, for 70 years, after 71 hours, the Germans hated this and rebelled with 72 thousand troops, but were defeated by 73 thousand Polish troops, and so, 74 years later, 75 batches of oil was found under the 76 HRE states in the 77 countries of Europe.

(So Poland is the new Germany, no?)
The Swiss, while the Winged Hussars arrived, used a whopping 78 thousand troops to reconquer their lost territories, and defeated the 79 thousand troops of the Germans. $80 million was given to the Swiss, as well as their lost lands and southwest Germany.
France? Yes, let's talk about that.
81 years have passed since the French last had a war, so they invade Belgium and Luxembourg with 82 thousand troops. Then they defeated the Swiss with 83 thousand troops despite the Swiss outnumbering them with 84 thousand troops. Minerals were found in the Swiss Alps and each kilogram of iron was worth $85. 86 hours later, the French struck AGAIN and conquered northwestern Italy, including Genoa, which had 87 thousand troops in its disposal. The French used 88 thousand to fight.
England too? Fine...
89 years have passed since the British had a war. A revolt with 90 hundred troops was quickly put down. Unfortunately, they can't have a war, because they're not in the EU.

Edited 10/2/2020 00:02:30

(Okay, we're at 90 now, who will be the first to break 100?)

Palpatine ate 91 pizzas