eats player

Puts pineapples on OvertForeigner

*puts all of the pieces on knyte*

Liechtensteiner: Kill me in some fancy spectacular way.
berdan: there's no glory in death. *slashing sounds*

Assassinates Liechtersteiner in his bedroom.

Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-a-vis an introduction,
and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Liechtensteiner......... *stabs berdan*

Puts Liechtensteiner in a simulated concentration camp where he reads the biography of a lesbian democide victim written on toilet paper.

Unfortunately, rather than persuading Liechtensteiner to blow up Parliament, this experience turns out to be harrowing and cruel and Liechtensteiner dies of a broken heart after giving birth to two extraordinarily Force-sensitive babies.

not enough "original" murders so let's say I'm a pizza

Edited 8/3/2020 18:06:55

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=shZih7w1fxs

This one is great, just straight up to business.

Let’s say, hypothetically, Berdan131, Hitler, and Osama Bin Laden we’re in a room with me. Now for the sake of argument, let’s say, hypothetically, I had a gun with two bullets in it.

In this hypothetical scenario, I would use my gun and shoot Berdan131 twice.

I would simply pick the rose off the Cacti. In the event I got pricked, I would retreat, regroup, and blow the cactus to bits with an 88 Kwk Shell from a distance of around 30,000 feet. Before shortly after suffering a transmission failure and getting stranded in whatever desert I was murdering cacti in.

I murder the original poster for inciting violence. The justice MUST be served.

and hello Kilos....

*uses magic and now you have to play all of your past games from the start at one time* *you aren’t fast enough and get booted from a lot of the games* *your boot rate is too high so you can’t join any more games* *you die of boredom*

pulls the plug to the liechtensteinatory: the liechtensteiner cannot liechtenstein anymore and dies of underliechtensteining.

*shows overt that Liechtensteiner is actually an ethnic group in Liechtenstein* *he dies of shock*

*commits genocide on the Liechtenstein people to ensure we get Liechtensteiner*

*sits on water orb* Oh, what's this? A guy? Near a pool? Got it! *forces water to drown ForGloriousEstonia*

I break the rules and hug the poster before me

Then Goralgn Throws A Dynamite At berdan131 which kills both player25253 and berdan131

I Strangle Goralgn To Death

goraln, you're one tricky boi

Also, you can't kill me, because..... what is dead may never die!