After our practice season in CL12 Div D, TLA is getting ready to promote in CL13, and we want elite strategy players... you?
Standard joining requirements (need these):
Bootrate: <20%
Activity: min. once weekly (guideline)

Elite joining requirements (don't need these, but they're what I'm looking for):
Bootrate: <5%
1v1, 2v2 and/or 3v3 stats: >59%
Other strategic achievements will be looked on favourably (ladder trophies etc.)

Please read this document to see what TLA offers: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v1N3NyOZZywmrCGB5u9yPDkQSQnayz9HdPYPm2Hx5Dg/edit?usp=drivesdk

Feel free to respond in this thread or by private mail with any enquiries!

(P.S. Before y'all criticise me; I'm aware this isn't the best way to recruit the desired individuals, however I'm running out of time, so I thought I'd give it a shot. You never know what can happen...)

Try mailing random FCC players to poach.

I'll join if you give me MR

if Xenophon joins and becomes the leader, I'll also join

Booted 680 times (10% of their last 100)

Xeno I don't think you're within the margin of error for elite, so no MR for you

Edited 4/15/2020 01:59:03

Yeah sorry, Xeno, not looking for managers, but players...

i would have joined but you have banned me from your discord

This is an interesting forum

Edited 4/15/2020 20:02:34

Does anyone of the actual TLA members fit these requirements?

Try to grow and learn as a clan, and build a tight-knit community, don't get other players to win games in your name. Additionally, your clan looks bloated, with players who seemingly add no value. You clearly have aspirations for your clan, so restructure it, get rid of dead weight, push your players to do well in ladders, people will see it, and people will join you.

Alternatively, I accept all major credit cards.

Edit: I am in no way saying I'm elite.

Edited 4/15/2020 21:31:33

I take Venmo.

https://www.warzone.com/Clans/?ID=290

won't get many #elite players unfortunately

Imo diplo and competitive don't mix well. The backbone of a competitive clan are 22 year old male university students while diplo clans median members age is probably 15 or so..

Is there even an active serious role playing clan currently around? I'm thinking about something like the old RP clan.

Your clan is currently in Div D CL. You should be looking for elite mentors, not elite players.

Yeah I think Xeno's, Mark's, and Otit's posts show the problem well. You're not going to attract elite players to your clan, if its skill level is so far away from elite or even decent-ish. Clans are made so that players with similar interests group together. So... good luck with whatever you're trying to do here?

Thanks for your unhelpful and entirely anticipated comments, folks. 😉 As I said, I wasn't expecting anything, but it's worth a shot. And as for mentors, someone has actually offered to mentor us from seeing this thread, so it has achieved something.

hi

oh great BM wants to rejoin

yes

Send me an invite.