Brothers and sisters, Warlight just became a far more dreary place.
It's easy to think of this site as one where you can play a strategy game, using math to outwit your opponents. But what we sometimes forget is that it's the players who make this game fun to play. That's why I am sad to announce the retirement of one of the Poon Squad's owners.
She burst onto the scene a little over a year ago and soon charmed the forum with her great banter. However, not everyone was amused. The No-Fun Patrol forced her to change her identity, and failed to accept her for who she was. However, she would not let that deter her from being one of the best forum contributors this site has ever seen. Plus she changed her name back so she kind of won in the end.
I'm talking, of course, about Cumburper, aka Mrs. Pooncrew.
Please use this thread to wish her all the best. Remember, she has to spend the rest of her life with Pooncrew so some kind words will help soften that blow (lol).
Poon on sister!
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 12:47:43
As far as Warlight goes, I've never had more fun going through the forum and seeing a bunch of crazy assholes get butt hurt over our sense of humor (for example, Mr. T, above who I don't know at all - and he obviously doesn't know me yet he seems to be thrilled about my departure) - Our clan prides ourself on acceptance for all. From Cumburper to Swallows and back to Cumburper again, I stand victorious wearing the Poon Squad armor. Lke Jon Snow, my watch has ended...but I will return and fight for the House of Poon as we make our way to the iron throne alongside King Queefballs and King Pooncrew. No other house I'd rather be apart of - thank you fellow brothers, it has been an honor.
Edited 5/12/2016 15:19:43
Today is the saddest day in WarLight history: 5/12/2016 15:36:20