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Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 18:13:10


QueefBalls
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Hey guys,

As you know, I don't usually do the sappy, emotional posts. But I thought I'd make an exception.

In February, I made the questionable but historic decision to purchase a Warlight clan with two friends: Pooncrew and Cumburper. This Saturday, their families and friends will cum together to watch them tie the knot.

I can't go cause I have stuff to do, but fear not: retired Poon Squad member Mr. Slippyfist (aka the Freight Train) will be the best man.

So please join me in offering a hearty cumgratulations to two of the best Warlight players alive! May their marriage be as long as a diplo game but as exciting as a 1 minute boot really time game, and may their love flourish like a Poon in spring!



Edited 10/29/2015 18:26:03
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 18:16:54


TBest 
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That's cool and all, but you picture is broken so I think I am missing out:(
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 18:26:16


QueefBalls
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Fixed!
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 18:37:37


###NooB SmAsHeR###
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off topic noob
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 18:40:34


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May they have a long, rock-solid, and veiny marriage, filled with gooey love-juices!
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 18:42:55


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Thanks Jude!!!! Beautfiul post queef just beautiful. I cant express how excited I am to spend the rest of my life with my beautiful cumbürper

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Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 18:44:14


###NooB SmAsHeR###
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btw,congrats Pooncrew!(i mean it)
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 19:33:17


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Wait, for real? Congratulations you two! Getting married is underrated, and rarely find such an eloquent blend of heartwarming and... wet... in a post.
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 20:04:59


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Fuck you.
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 20:18:46


QueefBalls
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You have something against their marriage Genghis? If so speak now or forever hold your peace
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 20:23:42


Genghis 
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I don't gaf about their marriage, they can have all the marriage benefits and all the limited Sexual relationship they want, but i am saying fuck you because
A. Nobody here is going to attend
B. You are spamming the forums
C. Did you even post this with their permission
D. This is probably a catfish
E. You and clan have broken forum rules and other such rules that are officially listed by fizzer.
F. You make sex puns 24/7 when you 1) never have a funny one 2) never time it at all 3) don't even make the word retain sensibility
G. You're just an overall asshole

You're quite so, an asshole. Stinking up the forums with your defecation.
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 20:34:35


QueefBalls
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Why would I make this up? Pooncrew gave me his permission anyway. Sorry for passing along well wishes to two great friends that most of you guys know. If you were getting married I'd wish you and your partner all the best. No need to be a dick
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 20:45:33


ChrisCMU 
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Moved to OT. This does not belong on the General Forum (IMO, not on the forums at all, but I digress).

What I don't understand is that you already mentioned this in the other thread about members of the month. Why create a separate thread when you were told there nobody cares? Clearly you are just spamming with this thread.

So next time I call out your spamming, don't deny it.
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 20:51:44


QueefBalls
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The two threads have nothing to do with each other. Sorry Pooncrew wants to recognize our outstanding member and I want to recognize the Warlight wedding of the century. Just because there's an interesting topic in the forum for once doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it.
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 20:57:05


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OK, well now that we have determined it IS interesting, I look forward to these other interesting threads by you:

-What you are having for dinner.

-How many miles you ran today (and a map of the route).

-some cute cat pictures.

-a lost dog posting for all of us NOT in your neighborhood
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 20:58:23


QueefBalls
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Truth be told, if You're that much of an ass that you have to rain on someone's parade instead of just being happy for two great people, you're just immature. Seriously guys there's no need for the negativity.

Anyway, should be a "nice day for a poon wedding," as Billy Idol would say.
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 20:59:50


QueefBalls
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And also Chris I'm pretty sure a wedding (once in a lifetime) is not the same as any of those things (everyday occurrences). But like I said, the progression of this thread says a whole lot more about you than it does about me.
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 21:03:00


Pooncrew 
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Seems like at least half the posters in this thread care enough. So looks like Chris Cum and Genghis are just asshats. Grow up, your not the king of the forums
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 21:04:22


ChrisCMU 
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You are correct, they are not the same scale. I hope they are happy.

That being said, this is the same BS mentality I see on Facebook (which is why I quit 4 months ago). Ask yourself if anybody will care about the content.

My guess is some might find the wedding mildly interesting. The problem is that you guys post so many things nobody care about (and have been told as much over and over), that everyone approaches your threads with a level of annoyance from the start. It is like the boy who cried wolf. maybe you have something noteworthy to post, maybe not. But you already ruined your credibility and now nobody wants to read your threads.
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 21:05:53


Riveath
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I'm just going to say congrats to you :)

(Because it's off-topic ofc ^^)
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 21:09:51

E Masterpierround
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And also Chris I'm pretty sure a wedding (once in a lifetime) is not the same as any of those things (everyday occurrences).


To be fair,

1) I know enough divorced people to say that a wedding is not necessarily a opnce in a lifetime experience.

2) I know more married people than people who've lost dogs, so I dispute your claim that ALL of those were "everyday occurrences"

That being said: gratz to them, maybe they can start making their stupid sexual puns to each other and keep them off the forums.
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 21:13:42


QueefBalls
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Chris I guess that's why I ignore your threads, cause your posting history proves you're a pompous wet blanket.

I'm glad everyone here besides you and Genghis knows how to act like an adult though.

Edited 10/29/2015 21:14:35
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 21:21:54

E Masterpierround
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Chris is a mod, right? I'm pretty sure he is, and I have NO trouble seeing how a mod would get sick of your shit.

Also, Chris SAID that this thread was reasonably interesting and congratulated you on the marriage. He then said that your pure volume makes it hard to be interested, which most people would agree with. How exactly is he not acting like an adult?

Edited 10/29/2015 21:32:05
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 21:22:42


Pooncrew 
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Ya i mean If one person other than the poster finds a post interesting then that post is now interesting, sorry if we post threads that aren't just about the ladders and clan league. You have such closed minds that you can't comprehend that the stuff we post may not be for everyone but some people DO care, just because you don't doesn't give you the right to crap all over it and move it where you see fit. Honestly just don't read my posts if you have such a bad perception of me and my clan. Is it that hard to keep your comments to yourself!? I dont give a damn about anything you or genghis post so i dont read it. I could easily go on your posts and be negative, but Im not a jerk

Edited 10/29/2015 21:23:56
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 21:31:33


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Well, I must admit I am a little salty, but he posted this in the general forum after I just asked him not to with another thread. General threads should be related to actual warlight content (strategy, ideas, etc). So that touched a nerve that he completely ignored that.

Second, this argument of just ignore it is VERY tiring and we've had it many times. Until Fizzer allows us to just hide a forum (like OT), we CANNOT ignore it. Sure, I can just not click on it, but it STILL buries other threads. So don't give me this line of it doesn't effect everyone because it does. Everyone defines what is interesting or not. But in no way should we have the standard of that 1 person finds it interesting, therefor it is worthwhile to post. If that were the case EVERY thread is worth posting, because odds are someone will want to see it no matter what.


Anyway, I am moving on. This is a waste of time. If people want to spam the forums, I am done fighting it. Without any real tools, it is a lost cause.
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 22:26:40


Genghis 
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50%+ divorce rate in America. So pooncrew will be having lots of fun when he's a dead beat living in his car.
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 22:27:58


Pooncrew 
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If that were the case EVERY thread is worth posting, because odds are someone will want to see it no matter what.

Holy crap he's finally starting to understand how a forum works!!!!
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 22:54:21


Thomas 633
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Congrats to them. Stop with the damn puns.
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 23:15:46


TBest 
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I am glad the picture is fixed, although I was hoping for one of them both :)

Anyway, since i forgot in my first post... in true Poonsquad style,


Cumgratulations!
Cheers to Pooncrew and Cumbürper!: 10/29/2015 23:51:31


Pooncrew 
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Thanks brother
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