As you know, I don't usually do the sappy, emotional posts. But I thought I'd make an exception.
In February, I made the questionable but historic decision to purchase a Warlight clan with two friends: Pooncrew and Cumburper. This Saturday, their families and friends will cum together to watch them tie the knot.
I can't go cause I have stuff to do, but fear not: retired Poon Squad member Mr. Slippyfist (aka the Freight Train) will be the best man.
So please join me in offering a hearty cumgratulations to two of the best Warlight players alive! May their marriage be as long as a diplo game but as exciting as a 1 minute boot really time game, and may their love flourish like a Poon in spring!
Edited 10/29/2015 18:26:03